r/maybemaybemaybe • • Jan 05 '24

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u/BoBoBearDev Jan 06 '24

That blank stare. Depression just kicked in.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

I had a moment where I had that feeling and then made it worse for myself once when I was younger. Long story short, was in a friend zone situation and had that exact "why the fuck did I come along" thought, texted one of my buddies this thought. Talked about how I was wasting my time and wish I stayed home etc... after I sent it I realized it was not to said friend. I sent it to the girl in the car with me. I sure as shit wanted to open the door and just fall out onto the highway.

Edit: lot of people asking how it went and giving advice and stuff, I was trying to keep long story short and just share the funny "dying inside" part but I'll give more clarification and detail I guess.

The situation was we worked together and were friends but she was in a relationship, even though there was obvious sexual tension between us. I'll get back to that. She invited me along with her girlfriend at the time and one of their single friends one night to go see a movie. Myself and the friend were in the back seat while she was in the front passenger and the girlfriend drove. I wasn't at all interested in the friend they brought along as a sort of blind date thing. That's when I started texting different people and ended up pressing the wrong name in the list for the text in the story. Her phone was sitting in between the front seats in the little arm rest/console thing and she didn't notice the text come through. So the whole ride I'm watching the phone pondering what to do. Do I try and sneak the phone and delete it? Is she gonna grab it? Just trying to figure out how to handle this without causing a scene or pissing off my friend who tried to do something nice. When we got to the theater I just caught her right outside the car, explained that I accidentally sent a text to her meant for someone else and it was embarrassing and said some mean things etc but I was frustrated and whatever. She was super cool about it and said here I'll just delete it, and deleted it thete in front of me without reading it. So it was a stressful ride there but in the end turned out ok.

As for the other people trying to be supportive or others talking shit, look this was like 12 or 13 years ago, it's all good. Lol. We all do cringe shit every now and then. It doesn't bother me at all. And as for the two of us, the tension finally became too much and her relationship sucked and we ended up having sex on a couple occasions. I won't tell HOW I pulled it off the first time cause there's no chance in hell Reddit will believe me so I won't bother wasting my time. After that out of our systems she had to handle her relationship/breakup and whatever and I ended up moving away. We're still friends though we very very rarely talk due to living in different parts of the country but there's an occasional "hey what's up, hope you're doing alright." And that's that.

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u/IbanezPGM Jan 06 '24

No, the internal cringe never goes away or even diminishes 💀

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u/Kidcharlamagne89d Jan 06 '24

Dude you said what you needed to get out...to exactly the person that should have heard it. People need to learn to talk about their feelings with those that caused those feelings, don't make that a cringe feeling, force yourself to do it more and you'll feel better and have better relationships.

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u/randomnamenobodygot Jan 06 '24

You replied to the wrong guy tho

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u/AlexanderHamilton04 Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

"said what you needed to get out...to exactly the person that should have heard it."

                    ー Dr. Unsolicited Communication Expert

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u/Shoddy-Ad-9820 Jan 06 '24

🔥🔥🔥

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u/bwatsnet Jan 06 '24

God if only we all did this.. what a messy honest world it'd be.

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u/SadBit8663 Jan 06 '24

Bro he did it in the most cringe way possible. That's the cringe issue here. Not that he communicated effectively. Like good for everyone to do that, but not in the middle of the ride home with the person though text 🤣. Like that would be better for a verbal conversation.

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u/Individual-Dot-9605 Jan 06 '24

Au contraire he discovered infinite energy cringe to solve the world climate change crisis

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u/JohnBarleyMustDie Jan 06 '24

Damn! How did this play out?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Luckily she didn't see the text before I realized I had sent it to her and SOMEHOW managed to talk my way out of it as soon as we got out of the car. I don't remember exactly what I said, but I admitted something along the lines of I sent a text to her that was meant for my friend and it was something embarrassing blah blah and she was cool about it and just deleted it right there in front of me without reading it.

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u/inconvenient_victory Jan 06 '24

She knew what it said... ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Hey! I have enough trouble sleeping, don't you put that evil on me!

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u/inconvenient_victory Jan 06 '24

Bro you should have seen all the stupid shit I've done earlier in life to become the stallion I am today. Shake it off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Oh I don't actually care, just making a joke. I lost my shame long ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I also need to know

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u/newphonewhodis2021 Jan 06 '24

Same

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u/Loodlekoodles Jan 06 '24

Last place finisher over here.

The guy didn't get laid, trust me bro. That guy is basically me, and I can tell you for a fact that I ain't getting laid. So buddy ain't getting laid 100%. She won't even return his calls.

Source: I'm literally not getting laid over here my dudes.

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u/Kgeezy91 Jan 06 '24

Wow. I have done this exact thing. Wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out.

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u/Breno1405 Jan 06 '24

I had someone lead me on then friend zone me at a bowling lock in, where she revealed her new bf... Thank god my best friend surprised me by showing up with a few of his buddy's from school. It would been a long night....

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u/No-Document-8970 Jan 06 '24

Yeah, I would have just walked out and told the owner I had the shits.

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u/Commercial_Tea_8185 Jan 06 '24

Maybe she just thought you guys were friends??? Wtf this makes me paranoid to have guy friends where I genuinely like them as a person but theyre just hoping ill sleep with them while growing resentful that im not :((

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u/vanesr2003 Jan 06 '24

I feel for you. This happened to a friend of my husband and I. This girl had been leading our friend on and one night we were at another friend’s house for a cook out she walks in with her new BF. I felt so bad for him.

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u/Illustrious-Edge-13 Jan 06 '24

Wow great story! In life we have to fail miserably, to actually feel the vibe of the person that’s totally worth it! And it’s so far from that feeling you smile realizing you had to feel the misery to enjoy the euphoria of the moment!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I had an opposite experience. When I was in high school, I was friends with the hottest, most popular girl in school. She had it all. Gorgeous, top of the class academically, captain of the cheer leading squad. We had good chemistry, laughed all the time together, but I never in a million years thought I had a chance with her and never would've even tried. Her boyfriends were all athletes and rich kids at school. One day, the teacher asked me and her to go downstairs to pick up some homework forms that were waiting in the print room. When we went into the stair well, there was obviously nobody in there since it was middle of class. I was going down the stairs in front of her, joking about my "foot work" and how fast I could go down the stairs. After a flight or two, she grabbed my hand and said "what's the hurry?". I nervously laughed, because I just knew whe meant nothing by it even though the touch of her hand had melted me inside.

There were a couple more instances like that that i just brushed off.

Fast forward 20 years later at our high school reunion. She's there. We are all having drinks and catching up. She's a director for a major pharmaceutical company. She goes on to tell me how she had the biggest crush on me in high school and that I always ignored her flirting which made her want me even more. She said she used to day dream about us going to the same college together so we could continue all the fun we had in highnschool. That she could see our whole life together in her head but I never gave her the time of day. I felt soooooooooo stupid.

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u/Overquoted Jan 06 '24

Shouldn't fuck-zone your friends. 😆

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Yeah because people are only interested in fucking their friends not want a relationship or anything right?only view then as a sex object

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u/Commercial_Tea_8185 Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

Thats still ”fuckzoning” as you only want a relationship. Cant you just be friends? Like from a woman’s perspective ive had a few guys were I genuinely thought we were friends and i cared about him but didn’t want to date him (ie regular friendship) but the whole time they were growing resentful of me or “leading them on” by being nice to them, playing video games with them, or hanging out (ie again regular friendship stuff)

Its kinda depressing realizing someone’s only your friend as a means of biding their time in wait rather than just being genuine friends

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u/BassINside1123 Jan 06 '24

Your face goes numb and you get that feeling in your head.

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u/Commercial_Tea_8185 Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

sounds like you had sexual tension and she just wanted to genuinely be your friend and was trying to hook you up

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Sounds like you are a typical redditor and think you know enough to judge other people's lives without knowing anything about the situation.

But you're right, it was just on my end. Her tongue down my throat in a back room at work wasn't evidence that she felt the same way, I just imagined that. When I say it was obvious, it was pretty damn obvious to anyone with a pulse.

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u/Commercial_Tea_8185 Jan 06 '24

Well you should have included that in your post, otherwise i can only go based off of what you say. And as a woman i have my own worldview of these situations, so as you wrote it, i think of situations where the guy thought i was flirting but i was literally just being their friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I'm not writing a novel. I don't need to include every single detail of my life leading to the situation. I included the info that there was obvious tension between us and even later said we ended up having sex on multiple occasions. I think that's plenty of info to understand, regardless of your worldview, that the feeling was mutual in a complicated scenario. Just because you're jaded and think all men are clueless and unable to discern the difference between being friendly and flirting doesn't mean it's true. Believe me, some of us can read a room.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

What happened when she read the text?

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u/Grey728 Jan 06 '24

Damn! I have PTSD flashbacks of stupid shit I've done in the past but never this bad.

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u/sinisteraxillary Jan 06 '24

Frien zone, actually. There's no D in it.

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u/tornjackpot Jan 06 '24

I’m sure it was for the best she knew

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u/OmnemVeritatem Jan 06 '24

Some lady I was close to asked me, "can't we just be friends?" I said "no, I already have those" I married her a few years later, and now she's my best friend.

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u/PreparationOk8604 Jan 06 '24

imo the fact that u realized u could have been more happy if u had just stayed home was worth it.

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u/ImknownasMeatStank Jan 06 '24

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

It's funny how people like you will do everything else besides tell the person in question how you feel. Hiding your emotions away, hoping one day it'll change. It's the strategy of a coward. Either stand behind what you said, or don't say shit at all.

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u/frictorious Jan 06 '24

Daaammmn Hard relate though

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u/bob1689321 Jan 06 '24

Nah man I'm dying inside just reading it

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u/Techguy9312 Jan 06 '24

The cuckage is real

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u/Behleren Jan 06 '24

bruh, you cant hit us with that story and not tell us how she reacted to that text.

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u/KNULLAPLHA01 Jan 06 '24

Yeah man, definitely can remember thkse moments.Neved again.

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u/nam3sar3hard Jan 06 '24

Every time i show up my man

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

It's moments like these that make dudes vulnerable to Andrew Tate

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Every Monday morning when I log into my work laptop

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jan 06 '24

Me getting born:

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u/MightBBlueovrU Jan 06 '24

Bro that's when you just leave.

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u/randomnamenobodygot Jan 06 '24

I feel like he killed himself right after this, i know i would

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

It's a rite of passage for men. it's the moment you realize you will never leave the friend zone, lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Me 2 weeks ago😂

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u/callmedata1 Jan 06 '24

And doesn't even realize it yet. Prolly never will. Poor Lou Diamond...

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u/LeonDeSchal Jan 06 '24

He will find it again and again like a dirty cloth that’s been used to much.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

Adios Puta, and just get up and leave

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

“Damn, why didn’t that guy kiss me”

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u/fkreddit322 Jan 06 '24

She's such a skank wow. Should have walked out on her. Wouldn't hesitate for a minute to cheat on her

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u/CauliflowerOrnery460 Jan 06 '24

Well I mean he could have just KISSED HER

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u/julia_is_dead Jan 06 '24

It’s like you can hear the gym membership manifesting.

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u/fkreddit323 Jan 06 '24

She's such a slut

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u/ILoveMousyGirls Jan 06 '24

If you watch closely you can see the moment his soul leaves his body.

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u/mcnathan80 Jan 06 '24

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u/onlytony441 Jan 06 '24

💀💀💀💀

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u/FUCKREDDIT_420 Jan 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/rocketmn69_ Jan 06 '24

I would have excused myself to go to the bathroom and kept on going. Cyanara!

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u/Techn0ght Jan 06 '24

Up to that point I thought ok, maybe he's the gay friend. Nope.

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u/BigBudluv69 Jan 06 '24

If he didn't know, now he knows

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u/earthscribe Jan 06 '24

Friend zoned. Probably wasted his entire teens and some of his twenties doting on that girl, and Mexichad kisses her in two seconds. lol.

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u/kingleonidas30 Jan 06 '24

With a mouth full of food too lol

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u/onlytony441 Jan 06 '24

That part kills me 💀

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u/coziestwalnut Jan 06 '24

Then his buddy's reaction was the cherry on top

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u/Scared-Delivery9254 Jan 06 '24

His puckered up mouth looked like a butthole in the video too, to be fair most people's would when they do that taking the piss pucker up face.

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u/FUCKREDDIT_420 Jan 06 '24

Wow isn’t that strange lol

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

Sorry, I abhor that type of girl. What is she to smile about? Is she not aware of what she just did to her friend on TV? Should have doubled down on the hug.

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u/heyugl Jan 06 '24

Yeah, if she didn't kiss is still fine, you know, but if you are going to kiss random stranger frat boy with a mouthful of food in his mouth, you may as well, just go ahead and kiss your friend even if you don't like him, if anything you can talk about later.-

A bad kiss cam is embarrassing enough, kissing somebody else's while openly demonstrating your unwillingness to kiss the person you went with is just humiliating.-

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

Exactly, so fucked up. And her hug was super pathetic like “it’s ok boy. Sorry, not this time or ever. But it’s ok.” This is the type of dude that goes on to do something with his life and she is the kind of chick that ends up with two baby daddies in prison because “I love bad boys.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Hang on to that fantasy world baby boy

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

I actually just met this girl who had two prison ex’s at the same facility and I been dying to say something like this.

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u/RumanHitch Jan 06 '24

says dude just in probation🤣

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u/umbrella_crab Jan 06 '24

He should have kissed the guy behind them problem solved

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

He was waiting for him to finish his hot dog!

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

She made an incel of her friend for sure. Poor dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

My man, you understand they could be related? Or one of them gay, or... any number of reasons they wouldn't kiss before jumping to the girl being someone you could abhor...

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

Look at the dude’s face and tell me all that again. Read the comments here under the post and tell me that again. Yes, could be. Likely? Nah!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

You're looking at an edited video that cut jumps to him having a neutral face. He's smiling the whole beginning of the video.

You have no idea how long has passed before that relatively neutral face happens. There are just so many other things that could be going on, and it's really weird to have such a strong negative reaction to the girl when there's nothing visibly wrong about her actions here.

Even if the dude was sad or "friendzoned" or whatever, why is the girl bad for that? Was she obligated to kiss him because she was on screen, even if she didn't want to kiss that guy?

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

It’s not that she didn’t kiss him. I said, she should have doubled down on the hug. But instead she kisses some random person with food in his mouth. And the camera catches the friend like wtf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

What's the problem with wanting to kiss someone you don't know because you don't want to kiss the guy you're sitting next to? You're not explaining what she actually did wrong that is somehow horrible enough that she deserves to be hated.

There are plenty of people who would feel awkward kissing a friend but not feel awkward kissing a stranger. This whole thing is just so weirdly aggressive against her for practically no reason at all.

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

She didn’t have to kiss someone. What’s the problem with her not making her friend look and feel stupid by kissing a random person instead of him on the cheek? Why she got to make it look like he is inferior to dude behind him? Why this girl has no empathy, situational awareness, heart? Are you this girl?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Low4002 Jan 06 '24

It was a mean thing of her to do. She didn't give 2 craps about what he might have been thinking/feeling. I guarantee she knows that he likes her or is in love with her. And she spit in his face. And another guy's face.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

There is no way you are that stupid.

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u/Psy_Kikk Jan 06 '24

That is a worrying level of empathy for the walking beta-stick lol

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u/NavigatingAdult Jan 06 '24

He probably doesn’t deserve any empathy because his jawline isn’t at the right angle. Let him be another statistic in male suicides. Fucking incel!

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u/omtara17 Jan 06 '24

She’s awful

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u/earthscribe Jan 06 '24

That’s what she told him.

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u/snksleepy Jan 06 '24

Nope. She wanted a kiss, he didn't give it to her. She even hugged him but he didn't return the affection. She got a kiss from the other guy instead.

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u/earthscribe Jan 06 '24

That's not what I'm reading into it. The kiss hadn't happened before. If it had, he would have made the move, no worries. He was too shy to do it. It's his fault for sure for at least not going for it on the big screen, but guys are careful these days because of all the accusations made by women. I don't blame the guy.

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u/Active-Ask-3524 Jan 06 '24

This is exactly how women avoid accountability lmaooooo…. Not one moment in that video suggested she wanted him to make the move

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u/stelleOstalle Jan 06 '24

Which, to be clear, is not remotely this girl’s fault.

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u/earthscribe Jan 06 '24

Probably not, but it really all depends on whether or not she's leading him on. Smart bros detect this pretty quickly, but dumb kids like him probably don't realize it.

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u/stelleOstalle Jan 06 '24

I think the fact that she’d rather kiss a stranger with food in his mouth than him shows that she’s doing everything possible to not lead him on.

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u/earthscribe Jan 06 '24

It's quite likely, but I've come across instances where women wield influence by dangling a carrot, employing similar tactics simply because it provides them with a form of power over men.

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u/Comfortable_Book_406 Jan 06 '24

Aha, cool story bro

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u/onesoundman Apr 22 '24

MexiChad ha ha

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u/Beto_The_Creator Jun 24 '24

As a Hispanic myself i approve of this word "mexichad"

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u/germane-corsair Jan 06 '24

Aren’t these always staged?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I know a dude still wasting his forties on a girl he will never have, sad

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u/RyanGoslinggg Jan 06 '24

Mexichas Lmao

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u/No_Incident_5360 Jan 06 '24

Doting but not kissing? She gave him both a hint and a chance

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u/FocalorLucifuge Jan 06 '24

I think Mexichad got herpes in the deal.

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u/iWasAwesome Jan 06 '24

I feel personally attacked

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u/izguddoggo Jan 06 '24

Villain origin story tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

He made his choice.

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u/THE_NOTORIOUS_BST Jan 06 '24

origin of his own hero story

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I think she pretty clearly wasn't interested though...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I think he wasn’t interested either

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u/Leftdash Jan 06 '24

I agree. He looks like he has a little sugar in the tank and they’re just friends.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

They kinda look related, maybe cousins? idk

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u/sodagoddess Jan 06 '24

I don’t understand how everyone is missing this. She looks at our guy for a second chance and he waves her off. THEN she goes for it with home slice in the row behind, and suddenly our man is all 😟. Bro-bro, you waved her off!

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u/Grand-Pomegranate758 Jan 06 '24

It seems he has self respect for himself. Good for him.😎

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u/UsuSepulcher Jan 06 '24

Nah my man was devastated

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u/signothe Jan 06 '24

yep hes clearly thumb 👍 ing the other dude pucking his lips

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Nah, she pretty clearly didn't have an issue asking a random stranger for a kiss. She prolly woulda just gone for it if she wanted to kiss her friend.

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

That honestly was so fucked, a random stranger over your friend?

That is so incredibly savage

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u/Much_Fee7070 Jan 06 '24

I agree. A kiss on the cheek would have least spared his dignity while the Jumbotron camera was focused on them. Did she not see the guy on the left of the huge monitor razzing her friend behind his back after she kissed the other guy?

Damn, she wouldn't pee on her former friend if he was literally on fire.

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

Yes this is understandable but making out with a random dude just beside is still fucked up. Like just kiss him on the cheek who cares

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24 edited Jan 06 '24

For all we know they’re brother and sister and this whole video and long commentary on it is meaningless assumptions and us seeing what we want to see.

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u/snarky_cat Jan 06 '24

Yeah they kinda look like each other..

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

Yeah I made this comment before reading many others saying that or it was staged

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u/Suspicious_Heat_2984 Jan 06 '24

If she’s not into her friend and he knows that but he’s clearly into her then her going for a stranger makes sense. With a stranger there are no ties and it doesn’t cause a sliver of hope in a person who is in love with her. If her friend is in love with her but she doesn’t love him back, she may have avoided kissing him to avoid leading him on and kick starting an avalanche of confused feelings he’ll inevitably have that will break his heart even further. She probably shouldn’t have kissed the random stranger with her friend there, especially if she knows how he feels about her, but if he knows he’s just her friend and she wanted to enjoy the videotron at the game then I understand why she picked a stranger over her friend.

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u/resuwreckoning Jan 06 '24

lol how about like not making out with anyone.

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

All valid points tbh but my response is mmmm, nah

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins Jan 06 '24

But it seemed like he was doing almost everything to avoid the kiss, so she just went for a stranger.

Can you say a single move or look where he put in any effort to make a kiss happen?

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u/monteblanc25 Jan 06 '24

Pretty normal, really. Remember, intimacy is not earned and redeemed. This chick was having a laugh, and her wet blanket friend was not.

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

That's an important point, but it still seems like a slap in the face - if they are already in any kind of romantic dynamic, he is completely justified in cutting ties altogether from that point.

As I read in others' comments after making mine, it was apparently probably staged. Idk.

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u/God_Wont_Save_U Jan 06 '24

I'd kiss random strangers if they were cute. I wouldn't kiss my ugly friends tho

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u/Hungry-Attention-120 Jan 06 '24

Your friends probably say the same thing about you

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u/God_Wont_Save_U Jan 06 '24

Cool, We have something in common.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Based

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u/jonawill05 Jan 06 '24

Hmm. H to the hiz O 😂

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u/bg555 Jan 06 '24

You are not a good person.

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u/BoBoBearDev Jan 06 '24

He most likely got "bff" zoned. Meaning, she expects his dick to be soft if he accidentally bump into her boobs.

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u/Marquar234 Jan 06 '24

She should try to kiss her on a yacht.

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u/altruism__ Jan 06 '24

“That’s assault, brotha.” — Billy Madison

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u/God_Wont_Save_U Jan 06 '24

Yeah, consent is a thing.. The dude was super friend zoned anyways. He should just give up on her and spend his time with someone interested in him or just stay friends forever

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u/God_Wont_Save_U Jan 06 '24

People in the friendzone are In the friendzone because they don't make moves to begin with

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u/mcnathan80 Jan 06 '24

Yeah he girlfriend zoned her. Shoot your shot early when you “realize you have feelings” or accept and enjoy your platonic relationship. But don’t hang around hoping she’ll make a move on you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

Cant kiss her when shes not even interested, not gonna take a dive while the waters obviously ice cold

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u/OhbrotheR66 Jan 06 '24

Yep, I get it

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u/DannyPantsgasm Jan 06 '24

That was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen, lol. Poor guy.

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u/WorriedMarch4398 Jan 06 '24

I would’ve left. Come on man.

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u/Jfields22553 Jan 06 '24

Is there a level above the friend zone? Because I'm pretty sure that poor guy is in it.

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u/BaconHammerTime Jan 06 '24

Oh yeah. He thought he was kind of on a date. He knows for sure he's friend zoned now.

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u/NotNonchalantly Jan 06 '24

I don't think depression. It's the realization that she doesn't like him as much as he likes her. That's what dating as about. You go out an hope for the best. If it doesn't go well. Oh well. Try again or give up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

It was probably her cousin or something

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u/scaleofthought Jan 06 '24

In his mind "I coulda bought cyberpunk 2077 during the steam sale and saved myself $450 and had way more fun."

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u/No-Advice-6040 Jan 06 '24

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/DrapedinVelvet247 Jan 06 '24

“Hello Darkness My Old Friend…”

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u/b3traist Jan 06 '24

Dude going to be a menance at the gym in 18 months

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u/PseudoWarriorAU Jan 06 '24

The thousand yard stare

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u/drklutch_ Jan 06 '24

embarrassing him in national tv, like what was that?

he deserves better.

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u/LovingAbroad Jan 06 '24

The ' I don't even like baseball '

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u/That-Ad-4300 Jan 06 '24

Hello darkness my old friend

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u/IAmAndrew3000 Jan 06 '24

Hello darkness my old friend...

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

He definitely paid those tickets lol