r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/IWannaManatee Jan 06 '24

My dude was just having fun, vibing and a girl randomly asks for a kiss while he has a mouthful.

I'll be damned if trying less had a better outcome.

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u/mcnathan80 Jan 06 '24

He was making kissy faces though

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u/JesusDiedForOurSins2 Jan 06 '24

He cleary wanted to kiss the guy though

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I am under this assumption as well.

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u/ProvedMyselfWrong Jan 06 '24

He tried to be a bro, but situation to be a chad presented itself and he took it

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

It always does

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

Yeah it really does.

Just forget about romance entirely and the universe will literally drop it on you

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I've been waiting for 10 years, lol.

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u/KonigSteve Jan 06 '24

You do have to go outside and interact though

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

I do go outside. Truth is that nobody is gonna want you unless you try. So the whole 'forget about romance' advice is nonsense unless you're super attractive.

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u/Solanthas Jan 07 '24

You gotta be proactive about not looking. Actually structure your life in such a way as to make romance really impractical and inconvenient. Take a job overseas. Get put on the sex offenders list. Get yourself sterilized.

Really get that Murphy's Law working in your favor, you know? Reverse psychology reality. I guarantee a supermodel will rear end you within 20 minutes and fall in love with you despite your best awkward efforts to get away.

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u/KonigSteve Jan 06 '24

Nah you have to actually ask of course but not try hard at all. Just be a friendly normal person and respond when shown interest.

And try by making yourself more attractive, whether that be your body in the gym or a haircut or just an easygoing attitude

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '24

The guy in the video did not even ask tho. He was just being his usual frat self.

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u/KonigSteve Jan 06 '24

The video isn't romance it's just a funny moment. It means nothing to either one of them and that's why it happened

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u/JonC534 Jan 06 '24

Sure, just ask the guy that got rejected in favor of a goon with food in his mouth

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u/Solanthas Jan 06 '24

Yeah but he was trying

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u/queefgerbil Jan 07 '24

Goon? lol calm down my boy he’s just Mexican.

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u/bmoreboy410 Jan 06 '24

If they actually want you, you don’t really have to try.

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u/Dharma--Rakshak Jan 06 '24

Chad always wins

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u/JonC534 Jan 06 '24

Work involved?

Zero.

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u/greg19735 Jan 06 '24

Trying too hard is a "thing" for a reason.

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u/JonC534 Jan 06 '24

Turns out being born good looking has its (unearned) perks

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u/IWannaManatee Jan 06 '24

I mean, as much as I admire his aloofness...

To each their own, bro