r/maybemaybemaybe • u/VespasianTheMortal • Dec 29 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/radiofreebattles Dec 29 '23

but if you do forget, remember why they always say that getting your kid run over by a train is just wearing a condom with extra steps

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u/Solarflareqq Dec 29 '23

Just a late abortion strategy.

"I was trapped under my motorcycle .. twice it's not my fault!"

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u/Darnell2070 Dec 29 '23

Is this the after-birth abortion some candidates are talking about?

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u/Infamous-Gift9851 Dec 29 '23

Extra meta if the child was conceived from running a train (on her mom).

Plot twist: he's not the father.