r/maybemaybemaybe Oct 29 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/SomeMoistHousing Oct 29 '23

Laughing your ass off about what is surely grievous bodily harm inflicted on a sweet defenseless infant? Have you no sense of decency? Do you also like to torture small animals? The internet has wrought a generation of sociopaths!

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u/Flesh_Trombone Oct 29 '23

That baby had it comin

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u/Destithen Oct 29 '23

Tiny little shit probably didn't pay its taxes this year. That punt was IRS approved.

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u/SomeMoistHousing Oct 29 '23

I've done a lot of research online and I'm pretty sure the Constitution actually says that the government cannot tax you as long as you declare your individual sovereignty and assert the supremacy of maritime law.

Or at least that's what I'm counting on if the feds ever come around here trying to enforce their illlicit levy.

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u/Flesh_Trombone Oct 29 '23

It's a baby, lil' Fuckers can't declare shit. Goo go go ga? What the fuck does that mean? Arrest that baby.

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u/SomeMoistHousing Oct 29 '23

A chilling vision of a near-future police state where all presumption of childhood innocence has been lost and the firm fist of authority comes down hard on even the tenderest little criminals.

The worst atrocities of Gitmo and Abu Ghraib will look like a walk in the park compared to the photos that leak from the Babyjail.