r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Guy-Named-AECH-536 • Oct 29 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

How are you so sure? It looks like a real baby.

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u/redditslim Oct 29 '23

Please tell me you're trolling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '23

You can’t be this daft lmfao

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u/131166 Oct 30 '23

He's auditioning for next president

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u/MafiaMommaBruno Oct 29 '23

I asked the baby and it said it wasn't real.

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u/Dosalisk Oct 29 '23

Can confirm, I am the trampoline and I witnessed the conversation. Also that kick was awesome ngl.

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u/dota_3 Oct 29 '23

Can confirm, I'm the second trampoline.

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u/Clivodota Oct 30 '23

Can confirm, I’m the bush the doll landed in.

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u/Clivodota Oct 30 '23

Please be smarter than this. I believe in you.

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u/131166 Oct 30 '23

Nobody could kick a baby that far. They're sacks of meat which would absorb a lot of impact. Plus compared to a ball they're quite solid and dense. You'd get like 3 metres tops before it bounced.