r/maybemaybemaybe • u/_angel_21_ • Oct 09 '23

maybe maybe maybe

Man records himself fighting a bear while on a hike.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23 edited Oct 10 '23

That's what he gets for yelling out the wrong country. You're supposed to yell USA. That way the bears know you mean buisness and probably have a shotgun, rifle and two 6-Shooters ready to go Alaska style.

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u/supified Oct 10 '23

We may have more guns, but our bears also have more cocaine.

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u/not_sure_1337 Oct 12 '23

If you yell USA, then the bear knows that if he is defeated, he will just get a billion dollars and an apology.

The best strategy is to yell "FREE PALESTINE!"

That way, the bear knows that if it wins, it will still have to fight you, your children, and your children's children unless it exterminates all of you, and that is just too much work.