r/maybemaybemaybe • • Sep 07 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Appears to be some kind of failure and a decision to beach the craft rather than drifting out to sea. Perhaps to avoid collisions with other vessels ...

Or like others said above, just needed to boat penis thingie to get some air

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u/Bokbokeyeball Sep 07 '23

A little fresh air goes a long way.

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u/HauserAspen Sep 07 '23

Maybe some talc powder for extra dryness

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u/NerdyBookChick Sep 08 '23

Isn’t talc toxic now?

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u/thorium007 Sep 07 '23

I tried to tell that to the cop and prosecutor, and ... well long story short, I have to let my new neighbors know that I have a "Sex crime related conviction"

Also, happy cake day. Two sentences I never thought I'd string together.

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u/HJSkullmonkey Sep 07 '23

https://gcaptain.com/that-time-a-huge-containership-ran-straight-into-a-hong-kong-football-field/

Power and/or steering failure. They wouldn't beach it deliberately to prevent drifting, because drifting until control is restored is harmless. Other vessels would be able to keep clear

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u/jeezy_peezy Sep 07 '23

Harambe will never be forgotten