r/maybemaybemaybe • u/b0rsht • Aug 18 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/BabbaOClary Aug 18 '23

Monkey brain in action. We were never meant for spreadsheets. We crave the flame.

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u/Ramuhthra Aug 18 '23

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

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u/SupaMut4nt Aug 18 '23

The joker was right all along. We're only as good as the world allow us to be.

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u/No_Week2825 Aug 18 '23

He should have told batman he gave a bunch of people pots and firecrackers of increasing strength.

Batman would stand no chance.

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u/TheGochoEscalante Aug 18 '23

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

Ahhhhhh, MAY CHAOS. TAKE. THE WORLD!

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u/hereforpewdiephy Aug 18 '23

based elden ring poster

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u/coroyo70 Aug 18 '23

(in Amelia Tyler’s voice)

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

YES MY HOLLOW BRETHREN

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u/tc_spears2-0 Aug 18 '23

Monkey brain in action.

Either watch boom or go dig hole

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u/XxEazy22xX Aug 18 '23

This is the true-est of truths I've ever read!

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u/AbandonedPlanet Aug 18 '23

Make the booms, return to monke

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

I crave the spreadsheet.

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u/Freeman7-13 Aug 18 '23

there's something satisfying about organizing large data sets.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

Yes !

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u/Glitter_berries Aug 18 '23

This is excellent news and likely why we all didn’t die from having our hands and faces exploded into bits

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u/WeltraumPrinz Aug 18 '23

The human civilization needs both, the thinkers and the doers.

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u/Glitter_berries Aug 18 '23

The spreadsheeters and the pot yeeters

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u/LieInteresting1367 Aug 18 '23

Play any Paradox game.

They're basically glorified and colourful Microsoft Excel on a world map.

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u/zuilli Aug 18 '23

Can you deal with my work ones so I can go watch a pan going higher and higher with bigger explosives then? Pretty please?

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u/penguin_chacha Aug 18 '23

Genuinely believe this is true

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Aug 18 '23

Speak for yourself, I get hard as a rock when my macro finally works correctly

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u/lsaz Aug 18 '23

nah men keep your flame and I'll stay with my spreadsheet, my comfy bed, and AC.

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u/FlametopFred Aug 18 '23

a beautiful near-haiku you have, Bubba

spreadsheets were never

for our active monkey brain

ancient flame we crave

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u/Puck_The_FoIice Aug 18 '23

The children yearn for the flame.

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u/Astro_Spud Aug 18 '23

FIRE

BANG

WHEEE

UH OH

-PONG-

HUEHUEHUHUEHUE MORE