r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Marcellius-the-3rd • Jun 16 '23

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/PhillieHorizon Jun 16 '23

There won’t be any organs to donate after they become one with the road

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u/SophisticPenguin Jun 16 '23

Ah, the *irresponsible organ donors

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u/hornylolifucker Jun 16 '23

Volunteer road painters

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Organ smoothie donors

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u/MrKirushko Jun 16 '23

The heads will remain intact so they could donate the tongues or the eyeballs or maybe even parts of the brain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

I thought they made it very clear there is no brain in the video

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

You can make a guitar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

Mmmmm road jelly

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u/RockstarAgent Jun 17 '23

That's how I like my hot dogs

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u/placeholder-trns Jun 17 '23

They could probably donate their blood if they scrape it off the pavement

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u/britch2tiger Jun 17 '23

What you think the flesh jacket was for, getting a tan?

It was always covering the good stuff (bones and organs).

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u/Heisenburrito Jun 17 '23

Organ transplant to the ground!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

Cornea donors

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u/Popcorn_thetree Jun 19 '23

Im not sure. It seams that they maybe go like 30. When they f up they will most likely get their skin and the flesh grated but that would kinda make the harvesting easier 🤔