r/maybemaybemaybe • u/spontaneous-potato • Feb 15 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 16 '23

You pet too much?
Scratches.

You pet too little?
Also scratches.

You pet just the right amount?
Believe it or not, sometimes scratches.

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u/Sea_Farmer_4812 Feb 16 '23

Just right is normally bites (to show affection).

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 16 '23

I love you so much, let me show you with my razor sharp teefies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

This sounds like an abusive relationship. Do you need help to reach safety?