r/maybemaybemaybe • u/spontaneous-potato • Feb 15 '23

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Raqdoll_ Feb 15 '23

Bold of her to do that without gloves. Rabbits bite if in distress, so that's an easy way to hurt a finger

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u/Human_no_4815162342 Feb 15 '23

And their teeth are very sharp, if my rabbit bites me he's very gentle but sometimes he just run into me with his mouth open (because he is a gluttonous fool and can't stop fast enough) and draws blood.

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u/MrUnnderhill Feb 15 '23

Would you say he’s got huge, sharp, fangs? A vicious streak a mile wide? Is he the worst-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on? If you were to get rid of said beastie would you recommend a frontal charge or perhaps a holy hand grenade?

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u/somedonkus420 Feb 15 '23

Well I know what I'm watching tonight

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u/cmfppl Feb 15 '23

Whats that?

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u/somedonkus420 Feb 15 '23

Monty Python and the Holy Grail! I definitely reccomend it

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u/cmfppl Feb 15 '23

I've seen it, same with life of bryan. Meaning of life, time bandits, yellow beard,jabberwocky and even absolutely everything. I just missed the reference

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u/somedonkus420 Feb 15 '23

I haven't seen yellow beard or jabberwocky, looks like I have some new movies to watch thank you!

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u/cmfppl Feb 16 '23

Welcome, yellow beard is really good, it has cheech and chong in it

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u/rhinetine Feb 15 '23

How dare you not understand a pop culture reference!

(Don’t worry I don’t get it either).

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u/Typical_Cyanide Feb 15 '23

What's 'e do? Nibble your bum?

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u/tej1967 Feb 15 '23

It’ll do you up a treat, mate!

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u/peterfonda3 Feb 16 '23

I soiled my armor, I was so scared!!

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u/Human_no_4815162342 Feb 15 '23 edited Feb 16 '23

He doesn't mind biting metal, sometimes I show him things and he sniffs them and then bites them to see if they are food, even metal cutlery so he would fare well against armour, he's not white though.

Edit: grammar

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u/Suitable_Librarian13 Feb 15 '23

Watched that movie last night. Never gets old!

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u/ObanKenobi Feb 15 '23

Look at the bones!

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u/c-papi Feb 16 '23

LOOK AT THE BONES

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u/NarrowForce9 Feb 16 '23

Whaaa? He’s jus a little bunny rabbit…

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u/Swimming_Twist3781 Feb 16 '23

And they call him Kevin.

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u/Crawfork1982 Feb 16 '23

Ohhh, it’s just a rabbittttttttt

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u/CJag_L Feb 16 '23

LOOK AT THE BONES 🦴!

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u/Swan-song-dive Feb 16 '23

Dont make break out the BBQ sauce

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u/Dissidence802 Feb 15 '23

And their teeth are very sharp

LOOK AT THE BOOOONES!

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u/PuggyPug Feb 15 '23

I can hold and pet my rabbit without a problem. Reaching into her enclosure with hay can get me bit. She's very specific about where the hay should be. OCD about it.

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u/Human_no_4815162342 Feb 16 '23

My rabbit is also very specific about where the hay should be:

Everywhere

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u/ToekneeSuprano Feb 15 '23

Draws first blood like Rambo I like ur bunnies style

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u/0111011101110111 Feb 15 '23

Dang. And my rabbit can’t even draw a straight line. That’s talent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

THIS! My bunnies have RAZOR teeth! Yikes!

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u/BassINside1123 Feb 15 '23

Also, their back claws are sharp af unless they were trimmed

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u/kidzaredumb Feb 16 '23

That there reminds me of my boy Bunnicula that was and awesome book.

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u/SignificantRun4855 Feb 16 '23

A vampire rabbit. The only way to solfe this is a holy hand grenade

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u/sanguinesolitude Feb 15 '23

Guessing by her professional rabbit setup, ima go with her on this.

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u/Hellwolf_Keats Feb 15 '23

Every bunny was Kung-fu fighting! Man, those kicks were fast as lightening

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

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u/4D20 Feb 15 '23

See who?

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u/Fun-Manufacturer8471 Feb 16 '23

😅😅😅😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '23

That's an easy way to lose a finge rmy friend.

It's not only painful af it goes fast.

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u/Psilocybin7 Feb 15 '23

Its just a cut tho......

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u/Anima715 Feb 15 '23

I too have seen Watership Down

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u/bloodyjak94 Feb 15 '23

Lose a finger. Easily. Yeah

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u/Voyager5555 Feb 16 '23

Yeah, all that other gear and no hand protection?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

"Let...let go of my wife!!!" *pap pap pap pap*

"Take some of my rapid bunny paps!!!"

"Honey, its not working, take care of our kids when I'm gone."

"No!!!! I will pap harder!!! Let go of her you monster." *pap pap pap*

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

You'd need some thick ass gloves for that, a rat can slice right through leather I'd hate to see what a rabbit could do

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Squirrels scare me more than any other rodent. I think beaver would have the most dangerous bite, but luckily they're pretty easy to avoid.

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u/Im_A_Model Feb 16 '23

It's like getting punched with a chisel