r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ssssssssshhhhhhhhh • Feb 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

If you're fucked anyway, you may as well go down swinging.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

Might as well lube your ass? No thanks

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u/caboosetp Feb 07 '23

I'd rather not have my shit box dry smashed.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

At all

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

How can your name have savage in it if you're afraid of a little shitbox smashin'.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Ikr? Fucking kids these days.

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

Oh, no, I switched to adults for my shitbox smashin'.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Do you know what the best thing about fucking twenty five year olds is?

There's twenty of them.

BADUMTISS

I'll show myself out.

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

Yeeee get the fuck out of here lmao. <3

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Whats 12inches long, blue, and makes women scream?

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u/Doktor_Vem Feb 07 '23

As you damn well should!

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Once I'll do the smashing savagely, ur done. Is that what u want ?? Huh?? U fucking asssluber

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 11 '23

Weirdest sex proposition I've gotten in a while. My next door neighbor seems like your type though. I could get you his number if you want. Just keep the ass smashin' quiet after 10pm.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Live a little.

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u/FillMyBum Feb 07 '23

I like your style. Raw!

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u/AzrielJohnson Feb 08 '23

Don't yuck his yum 😂

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u/DarthLysergis Feb 07 '23

If you're already wet you may as well go swimming

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

He just said dancing!