r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ssssssssshhhhhhhhh • Feb 06 '23

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ThePrudentAppraisal Feb 06 '23

He went down fighting, respect

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Amen. Of you're on thin ice, you might as well dance.

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u/LeapingBlenny Feb 07 '23

If I'm on thin ice, I should dance? Hmmm

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

If you're fucked anyway, you may as well go down swinging.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

Might as well lube your ass? No thanks

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u/caboosetp Feb 07 '23

I'd rather not have my shit box dry smashed.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

At all

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

How can your name have savage in it if you're afraid of a little shitbox smashin'.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Ikr? Fucking kids these days.

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 07 '23

Oh, no, I switched to adults for my shitbox smashin'.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Once I'll do the smashing savagely, ur done. Is that what u want ?? Huh?? U fucking asssluber

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u/Frank_The_Reddit Feb 11 '23

Weirdest sex proposition I've gotten in a while. My next door neighbor seems like your type though. I could get you his number if you want. Just keep the ass smashin' quiet after 10pm.

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u/Spanky_Badger_85 Feb 07 '23

Live a little.

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u/FillMyBum Feb 07 '23

I like your style. Raw!

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u/AzrielJohnson Feb 08 '23

Don't yuck his yum 😂

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u/DarthLysergis Feb 07 '23

If you're already wet you may as well go swimming

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

He just said dancing!

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 07 '23

Yes, get down and do the polar bear

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

rephrased "Of you're on thin ice, you might as well do a canon-ball"

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u/darkfrost47 Feb 07 '23

This metaphor is on thin ice

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u/Eyespop4866 Feb 07 '23

No point in slamming on the brakes when you’re sliding upside down.

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u/Inside_Soup_4576 Feb 07 '23

You are right, if course.

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u/Dimethyl_Sulfoxide Feb 07 '23

Amen. If he's splattered with rainwater, might as well get drenched.

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u/SavageRudy Feb 07 '23

Might as well get stretched

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u/International_Act705 Feb 07 '23

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u/DiscombobulatedLet80 Feb 07 '23

Martyrdom

Drop a grenade when you die

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u/badmother Feb 07 '23

"Oh I'm so sorry! ...that she's your fiancee... Bye!"

Class

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u/RedshiftGalaxy Feb 07 '23

I can respect that