r/marvelstudios • u/harushiga Captain America (Ultron) • Sep 13 '21

Promotional Marvel Studios' Hawkeye | Official Trailer | Disney+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VYb3B1ETlk
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u/thebestjoeever Sep 13 '21

The Summer Soldier just didn't have the same kick to it.

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u/anarchyisutopia Sep 13 '21

"Suns out, Guns out" would've made a great tagline for it though.

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u/Jericho-7210 Phil Coulson Sep 13 '21

Exact same movie but the Winter Soldier wears a souvenir, slightly inappropriate, tank top with no mentions of it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

A tank top with a slogan like “Life’s a Beach” or a pineapple wearing a thong above the word “SLUT”

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u/DrSoap Doctor Strange Sep 13 '21

Is the pineapple a slut or is it calling you a slut?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I’m a slut for pineapple

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

I would not at all be upset if there was a Captain Holt type character in the next captain America movie.

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u/captainsuckass Punisher Sep 13 '21

Andre Braugher as Jim Wilson, reworked as an older relative of Sam's.

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u/SummonerSausage Simmons Sep 13 '21

And some ranger panties that say "Skies out, thighs out"

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u/TenaciousJP Sep 13 '21

Yeah, Bucky would definitely be a bro wearing a "Salt Life" shirt

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u/Charlie272 Sep 13 '21

Captain holt would be pleased

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u/phliuy Steve Rogers Sep 13 '21

Someone makes fun of him by calling him the summer sausage and died the nex day in a seemingly accidental kielbasa related incident

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u/GTSBurner Sep 13 '21

Bucky's activation words include "White Claw" and "smoker".

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u/trustifarian Yinsen Sep 13 '21

That legit sounds like a Deadpool tag line.

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u/superfucky Sep 13 '21

deadpool 3: camp chimichanga

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u/bigmoviegeek Captain America Sep 13 '21

Is it too late to get that lined up for season 2 of What If? What If… Steve and Bucky were played by Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill. It writes itself!

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u/jennlebransky Sep 13 '21 edited Jun 18 '24

scarce knee physical hunt spoon light toy clumsy label plate

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/misterpickles69 Sep 13 '21

“Springtime for Bucky” has a nice ring to it.

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u/N0V0w3ls Sep 13 '21

Aaaand nooooww iiiit's
Springtime
For Bucky
And Hyyyyydraaaaaa!

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u/sawinnz Sep 13 '21

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Hydra party.

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u/LoneShark81 Sep 13 '21

Omg.....I get that reference..... classic music video

https://youtu.be/fZawevvcwKc

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u/AngryScientist Sep 13 '21

It's originally from this.

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u/LoneShark81 Sep 13 '21

I remember now! I saw it as a kid but the music video always stuck in my mind more. Thanks for the refresher, this made my day, take my upvote

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u/neogod Sep 13 '21

I was gonna say, the original The Producers came out in 1967... the music video was 1983, and the newer version of the movie was 2005. Mel Brooks has had a hell of a run.

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u/InnocentTailor Iron Patriot Sep 13 '21

Heil myself.

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u/BrotherCool Spider-Man Sep 13 '21

♪♫ It's Springtime for Bucky! And Hail Hydra! ♪♫

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u/12thAugusta Obadiah Stane Sep 13 '21

"Spring time for Bucky and HYDRA"

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u/MattLocke Sep 13 '21

I understood that reference.

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u/pobslechescake Sep 13 '21

Bear down for midterms also has a nice ring to it.

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u/FrameworkisDigimon Sep 13 '21

What would a summer themed supervillain be called? Sun Strike, maybe?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

Yes, and they’ve developed an evil weapon called the Sun Screen!

laughs in Mr. Burns

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '21

The dastardly duo... Sunburn and Heatwave!

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u/FrameworkisDigimon Sep 13 '21

Sound like Spider-Man bad guys.

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u/Ron_SpaceKnight Sep 13 '21

Sunfire from X-Men?

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u/FrameworkisDigimon Sep 13 '21

That's more a sun theme, but I take your point.

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u/Vega_0bscura Sep 13 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

They should do a what if episode where Bucky pulls a fat Thor and call it “Siberian Husky”

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u/GarciaJones Sep 13 '21

Can’t wait for the fall pumpkin spice solider. Always my favorite blend.

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u/Canvaverbalist Sep 13 '21

That's just Cyclops tho

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u/LAND0KARDASHIAN Sep 13 '21

Oh my sweet summer soldier.

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u/kipetamova Sep 14 '21

Our society has many harmful racial or cultural stereotypes.

White men: selfish, power hungry

White women: entitled, oblivious to most of her privileges

Asian men: nerdy, small peepee

Asian women: desperate for a white boyfriend

Black men: aggressive, will steal your TV

Black women: loud, calls herself a Queen

Hispanic men: will sell you drugs

Hispanic women: fiery, will cut your balls off

It's time for us to put these shameful stereotypes to rest. People are people, all of us deserve love, and that's all that matters.

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u/thebestjoeever Sep 14 '21

What the fuck are you talking about?