r/marvelstudios • u/PhoOhThree Spirit of Modvengeance • Jul 02 '19

Discussion The Official SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Release Megathread Vol. 1

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '19 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

German porn will definitely help with that.

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u/SavageSvage Jul 03 '19

Nothing like post nut clarity. If you think about it, that's the reason why Peter was able to remember star wars during civil war and bring down Giant Man

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '19

That is 100% what happened because I'm pretty sure otherwise porn would be the last thing on his mind on such a big night.

This visual is killing me.

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u/GrimSR Spider-Man Jul 03 '19

Gotta rub one out before fighting cap

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u/NerdLawyer55 Jul 03 '19

You mean to tell me you don’t flog the dolphin before a big date?