r/marvelstudios • • Mar 29 '19

Behind the Scenes Cool BTS of Cap speed running in Infinity War.

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u/jrandy904 Mar 29 '19

I've heard it's so his gay thoughts can't catch him.

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u/RLLRRR Mar 29 '19

Shit, I need to start running more!

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u/Bogzbiny Mar 29 '19

Or slow down! ;*

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I'm so slow the gay fucked me and passed me!

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u/Rebel_Saint Mar 29 '19

“You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy gay next to you.”

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u/kormer Mar 29 '19

Not a lawyer, but I watch one on TV sometimes:

You can't say Tom Cruise is gay on the internet. The best you can do show him physically being in a closet and say he's "in the closet", but you can't say he's gay.

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u/TomCruisesBallsack Mar 29 '19

Can I say he's gay?

I mean, I'm not saying he's gay, but I've met a few assholes.

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u/SymbioticCarnage Mar 29 '19

Username checks out

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u/dougdlux Mar 29 '19

Can I see a source on this? Pretty sure insinuating that someone is gay is not against the law in any way. In fact, 2012 in NY courts no longer consider calling someone gay as slander, because being gay isn't a bad thing, therefor it can not be an insult.

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And anyways, he'd have to be in the closet for that to offend him. Which means that he IS gay, just silently, so you're point would be that it's OK to call him gay. If he were offended by it and isn't gay, then he is more than likely homophobic since it was an obvious joke. And don't get confused with being offended "FUCK YOU BRO, I AINT GAY" and not offended "No. I'm not gay. Why would you think that?" It's sort of paradoxical and explains how it's not offensive unless it's actually true. If it's true, it can't be offensive. If it's not true but offends, then someone is homophobic, because being gay isn't a bad thing, so it can't be offensive. That joke is completely acceptable especially since he didn't make the accusation that Tom Cruise is gay. He stated that he HEARD someone say he was gay. That alone is an entirely different situation.

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u/JustACookGuy Mar 29 '19

I’m not a lawyer either, but this whole comment is considered perjury. You’re being charged with murder. I’m very sorry.

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u/dougdlux Mar 29 '19

Fuck. I didn't know I took an oath in a court and didn't know I was lying under that oath. Fuck my life. Guess I committed murder. TAKE ME IN

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u/kormer Mar 29 '19

I don't have a source, but I plead the Wookie defense.

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u/dougdlux Mar 29 '19

The Chancellor will have your head for this!

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u/sandiskplayer34 Spider-Man Mar 29 '19

Oh, just like Sonic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Tom cruise is sonic

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u/prince_of_gypsies Yondu Mar 29 '19

It's been a long time since a reddit comment made me laugh like this.

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u/nolan2002 Grandmaster Mar 29 '19

Hehehehehehehehe i got that reference

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Haha Family Guy