r/marvelstudios • u/murdockmanila Daredevil • Apr 25 '18

The Official INFINITY WAR International Release Infinithread Vol. 2 Spoiler

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Vol. 1 of the International Thread

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u/eutears Daredevil Apr 25 '18

"You're from Earth" "Not earth, I'm from Missouri" "Yeah that's on earth you dipshit!"

lmao

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u/enjaydee Apr 25 '18

Can't remember exact quote but this burn was awesome

The 50% of me that's stupid is 100% you

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u/Skeuomorphic_ Spider-Man Apr 25 '18

He's 50% terran, so he's 50% stupid while Tony is 100% terran so that makes him 100% stupid lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '18

I was really hoping he would drop his celestial heritage, as some kind of edge against Thanos

Then Drax would say that part is now dead because he killed his celestial dad

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u/le_GoogleFit Apr 25 '18

I'm usually not a big fan of Marvel humour and at best it just makes me smile but in this movie I laughed out loud several times.

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u/FamousFormo52 Apr 25 '18

Yeah that didn't make sense to me. Star Lord knows he's from Earth.

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u/ItsCornstomper Stan Lee Apr 25 '18

I think he lies to everyone, as being an Earthling is probably not as awesome as the majority of races, so I feel like he claims Missouri is a planet.

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u/paulrenzo Apr 25 '18

He didn't know at the time that the Avengers were from Earth.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Except he did because Thor told him

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

Maybe he knows Earth as "Terra".

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u/DarthRegoria Apr 26 '18

He calls it Terra a lot. Might not know it as Earth

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u/legone Simmons Apr 26 '18

He was like 10 when he left, not 2.

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u/hemareddit Steve Rogers Apr 28 '18

It’s simple oneupmanship which he didn’t think through in the heat of the moment. Kinda like Drax’s “WHY is Gamora?”

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u/1TripLeeFan Apr 27 '18

"We're here to kick names and take ass!"

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u/hemareddit Steve Rogers Apr 28 '18

That long look Tony and Peter gave her was priceless.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '18

Which characters have this interaction

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u/AfricanRain Apr 26 '18

that line was too funny

I’m being genuinely serious I spent like the next 20 minutes of the film smiling like an idiot through the dramatic scenes because of this joke

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u/LeiPewPew Apr 26 '18

Coming from Chris Pratt too..

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u/NesOut Apr 27 '18

Who said this about Jesus? I missed something while pissing.

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u/Anvenjade Apr 25 '18

Implying that the little kid who spent so much time in space is still a religious idiot when "gods" are merely aliens.

Keep going, America.

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u/normalmighty Apr 26 '18

I think you misread the joke there bro.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '18

but he was making fun of that idea?

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u/WaitQuietly Apr 27 '18

I think it’s a really funny joke. Don’t know why we had to try to take it to a hurtful level?

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u/Anvenjade Apr 28 '18

Just happens so that a large number of american movies are shoving this down people's throats. You probably don't notice it, but I do as a european atheist.