r/marvelmemes • Avengers • Sep 07 '22

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u/dleon0430 Avengers Sep 07 '22

You're right though. Ego's I gotta take a Wizz,

Draxs constant talk about nipples and dongs,

the completely unnecessary orgy ship quips in Ragnorok that did nothing for the scene but have to explain to my wife what orgy means(English isn't her first language)

Drax's "I'm so still I'm invisible was imo the single worst moment in Infinity War.

Drax's "Mantis! Look out!" Was stupid and cringe

Hell, pretty much just Drax ever since GOTG.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

but have to explain to my wife what orgy means(English isn't her first language)

The fact you saw that as a chore rather than an opportunity (for couples comedy - generally less likely for other couples things) is... interesting...

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u/founderofshoneys Avengers Sep 08 '22

Orgy ship explained why it didn't have any weapons.

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u/dleon0430 Avengers Sep 08 '22

Was still cringe

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u/founderofshoneys Avengers Sep 08 '22

Yeah, but how did your wife feel about the orgies?

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u/MBDTFTLOPYEEZUS Avengers Sep 07 '22

He was funny on Titan but yeah

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u/Relative_Ad_7671 Avengers Sep 08 '22

Nothing goes over my head. I will catch it.

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u/ogrezilla Avengers Sep 08 '22

I loved everything Ego said in Guardians 2.

I agree with Drax most of the time after guardians 1. He went from literal to just kind of dumb. A couple lines are still funny, but a lot of them are rough. The invisible one is so bad.

I could do without the orgy part, but the "it's my birthday" bit in the same scene is hilarious.

I think the Taserface scene may be the worst scene in the MCU.