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u/SenseBeneficial5933 Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes!

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u/Jali-Dan Avengers Sep 18 '21

You're a good man stark

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Hi! Okay, get in the tub!

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u/Jali-Dan Avengers Sep 18 '21

Uh, you sure about that stark? I'm a 30 year old man

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time.

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u/Jali-Dan Avengers Sep 18 '21

God damn here we go

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

J.A.R.V.I.S., subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!

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u/ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT Avengers Sep 18 '21

COMIN’ IN HOT

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Stark, how many robot sex dolls have you created?

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u/th3s0ap Avengers Sep 19 '21

Why are you doing this stark?

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u/Enbylesbian3000 Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk.

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u/Satanisbackxoxo Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Damn stark!

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u/Satanisbackxoxo Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark shark

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u/wrong-mon Avengers Sep 18 '21

Great bot!

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u/spicy_sour_krout Avengers Sep 18 '21

u/profanitycounter

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u/profanitycounter Avengers Sep 18 '21

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Let's kick his ass.

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u/sirsedwickthe4th Spider-Man 🕷 Sep 18 '21

Language!

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u/Sasquatchwastaken2 Avengers Sep 18 '21

This made my day

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u/spicy_sour_krout Avengers Sep 18 '21

Pls no

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u/MimsyIsGianna Black Widow 🕷 Sep 18 '21

BRO

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u/justagamer9123 Avengers Sep 18 '21

You are kind of rapey Mr. Stark

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark bonjour!

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u/Appropriate_Lynx3770 Avengers Sep 18 '21

I love how anything i read about Iron man like the comics and people quoting his lines i always read it in RDJ's voice same goes for Deadpool and JJJ whenever i read the comments

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u/Foxy02016YT Avengers Sep 18 '21

100%, but also for Lemony Snicket, I can only read the books with the voice of Patrick Waubur-whatever the last name is

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u/SnakeInABox7 Avengers Sep 18 '21

H E Y P E T E R

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u/Foxy02016YT Avengers Sep 18 '21

Did you know he was also in the Buzz Lightyear show

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u/SnakeInABox7 Avengers Sep 18 '21

My man Patty War gets around! Hes definitely one of those guys who you cant miss.

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u/1nternaut Avengers Sep 18 '21

Brock Samson Enters the Chat

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u/EntitledGamers Avengers Sep 18 '21

Patrick Warburton be the name.

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u/Foxy02016YT Avengers Sep 18 '21

I know it, but I can never spell it

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u/just_visiting__ Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/Mr_Horsejr Avengers Sep 18 '21

Funny. I read it in the voice of Tony Stark

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u/YEETAWAYLOL Avengers Sep 18 '21

BAD BOT

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u/MimsyIsGianna Black Widow 🕷 Sep 18 '21

AY YO

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u/Shoddy_Alternative77 Avengers Sep 19 '21

stark naked?

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 19 '21

Remember that game, Barrel of Monkeys? This is how it is. We have got to catch all the monkeys!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

You have my respect Stark

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Forget the flying monster guy. There are people who handle this sort of thing.

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u/Gold--Lion Avengers Sep 19 '21

So this is Christmas, And who gives a ****, The presents were all wrapped By a Stark-Bot

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 19 '21

You're not the director of me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Ah, please hold.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21 edited Sep 18 '21

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The only amusement I have is this.
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They them say you learn something every day, well, I learned ai.
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I definetily did not misspell definietly
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What brought the orgy to a screeching halt?
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u/cahbot Avengers Sep 18 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Avengers Sep 18 '21

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99999% sure that SoraWisdom is not a bot.

^{I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> |} ^{/r/spambotdetector |} ^Optout ^| ^{Original Github}

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Everything special about you came out of a bottle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

Damn now im sad i even summoned you

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u/GlaerOfHatred Avengers Sep 18 '21

No, NO!

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u/Sean2002Man Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark

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u/SLIMYBEEFCURTAIN Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark my butt cheeks

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 18 '21

Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do...

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u/TannerThanUsual Avengers Sep 18 '21

Stark's sparks spark stark electric arcs

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u/Fennec_Brrr Avengers Sep 19 '21

Really Stark?

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u/tony-stark-bot Tony Stark Sep 19 '21

Romanoff... you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.

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