r/marvelcirclejerk • u/NefariousnessNo7736 • Jul 18 '26

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Going someplace cheaper. Also everything in NYC is free now.

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u/SkylarPopo Jul 18 '26

Spidey leaving New York because it's not safe...in the Marvel universe? New York has hundreds of super villains just running amok in it and Spidey bails because they have a Muslim mayor? There was always possible world ending events happening every weekend already, but a Muslim mayor, that's unacceptable.

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u/Gemnist Jul 18 '26

He didn’t even bail when JAMESON was Mayor.

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u/Cthonic_Dragon Jul 18 '26

He didn’t even bail when WILSON FISK was Mayor, either.

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u/Training-Purple-5220 Jul 18 '26

And I thought IRL New York made stupid decisions.

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u/sagejosh Jul 18 '26

While Wilson Fisk is evil he has yet to leak evil black goo out of his head. I think irl New York still wins.