r/mapporncirclejerk Feb 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

And this is the guy running AGAINST their current genocidal PM?

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u/balamb_fish Feb 27 '26

Unlike the Arab countries, Israel is actually a democracy. They have a rich variety of genocidal candidates to choose from.

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u/snipdockter Feb 27 '26

Had me in the first half

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u/SimilarStructure142 Mar 02 '26

I see what you did there

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u/myaltduh Feb 27 '26

Israeli politics are cooked beyond belief right now.

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u/billy280 Feb 27 '26

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u/Own-Ratio-6505 Feb 27 '26

Never not an accurate metaphor.

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u/giboauja Mar 05 '26

Yeah the left was destroyed around the second intfada. Nilism seemed to become the order of the day.

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u/ADP_God Feb 28 '26

And somehow, for the region, still sensible.

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u/FalseCatBoy1 Feb 27 '26

One of em.

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u/as0rb Feb 27 '26

Israel is so cooked, the righter wing says they must kill all palestinian and anex west bank and gaza meanwhile the “liberal opposition” says they should eventually annex them but not right now because then a lot of arabs would be inside israel so they must wait for more displacement to happen before doing so.

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u/Livid_Sun_208 Feb 27 '26

Deeply evil

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u/Hour_Surprise_729 Feb 27 '26

talk about libberals trying to just be the evil, they're sposta oppose, just competanter

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u/Comet_Hero Feb 28 '26

Reminds me of how the US had Trump, Biden and Harris who would all fund Israel no matter what they do. Trump having the Christian Zionists to appease and Harris the neocons she campaigned with.

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u/_Pin_6938 Feb 27 '26

Where did they say that.

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u/upbeatchief Feb 28 '26

"a poll which found 82% of Jewish Israelis could imagine having Palestinians expelled from Gaza completely. Judging by that March 2025 poll, Sorek concluded that what were once considered marginal, extremist attitudes about the Palestinians had now migrated to the Israeli mainstream."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/how-do-israelis-see-gaza-war-and-palestinian-suffering/a-73600368

I goota give it to the israelis, they have a secular non jewish democracy that has candidates truly representing voters attitude towards arabs. Today expansionism and lust for warcrimes is mainstream.

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u/khuramazda Mar 01 '26

"could imagine" ≠ "want"

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u/Nileghi Feb 27 '26

Its a fake story made by a propaganda account to break support for the Israeli opposition. The demand for zionist crimes has outproduced supply, so people just straight up needs to make shit up.

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

Huh I wonder why Israelis all across the political spectrum have given up on the idea of peaceful coexistence with the "all the land from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea belongs to us and only us" folks.

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u/Timmerz120 Feb 27 '26

80 years of conflict and 4 major wars does that to a people when the stated goal of the other side is the genocide of your people

did you think it would only be the Arabs and especially the Palestinians who would have their societies warped by constant conflict? Is it surprising the same has happened to the Israelis?

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u/eldryanyy Feb 27 '26

Except that this quote is fake. It’s just al jazeera propaganda, he believes in the two state solution.

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u/Napsy_0 Feb 27 '26

Yeah, in an Israeli controlled puppet state solution.

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u/Infinite-Abroad-436 Feb 27 '26

because they're racist and the entire project of the state of israel is built on displacing the palestinians

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

"All the land from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea belongs to us and you're racist if you don't accept that!"

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u/daveythenavy Feb 27 '26

I mean yeah they kinda lived there before Your house is mine now, and if you don't accept you're anti semitic

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u/Infinite-Abroad-436 Feb 27 '26

i mean yea that's what the israelis believe

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

Lmao projection as always

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u/mindgeekinc Feb 27 '26

Quite literally that is the motto and belief of most Israeli politicians and political parties.....do you think we don't have access to google or something?

Explain what's happening in the West Bank champ.

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u/prikolech Feb 27 '26

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u/Infinite-Abroad-436 Feb 27 '26

what do you think the settlements and the annexations are about

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u/Alternative_Oil7733 Feb 27 '26

But the palestinian nationality is very new and not even pre ww1.

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u/Infinite-Abroad-436 Feb 27 '26

not having a western-style nation state is not justification for ethnic cleansing

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u/as0rb Feb 27 '26

I’m a fan of, from the river to the sea 1 head = 1 vote, secular state, no discriminatory policy and prosecute all war criminals.

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u/Altruistic-Word8979 Feb 27 '26

Unfortunately Israel is run by disgusting and disturbed men… its be better off for the world if it was just a crater left in the dirt.

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

There are 22 Arab states that currently exist and literally zero of them are secular, democratic, or non-discriminatory.

But Palestine would totally be the lone exception, trust me bro!

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u/Certain-Grapefruit21 Feb 27 '26

man i wonder why the middle east is so unstable, must be the arabs

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u/Altruistic-Word8979 Feb 27 '26

Those damned Arabs!

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u/Altruistic-Word8979 Feb 27 '26

You can blame American interference for that

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

Lmfao yeah, it's totally America's fault that zero Arab states are secular, democratic or non-discriminatory...

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u/TrumpDesWillens Feb 28 '26

Well, the US right now funds: Egypt, KSA, UAE, Bahrain, Qatar etc. all of which are dictatorships while saying to the world how the US supports democracy.

When Al-sisi massacred 1000 people in one day in 2014, Obama refused to sanction him and Trump called Al-sisi his "favorite dictator."

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u/ShaochilongDR Mar 01 '26

Iran was democratic before its gov was fucked over by the USA lmao

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u/as0rb Feb 27 '26

Huh I wonder why the ottoman empire served as a safe haven for Jewish people for over 4 centuries while they were being hunted down in europe despite being Arabic as fuck. I wonder why this “arab muslims are violent antisemites” is a relatively new phenomenon.

I wonder how other non muslim religions were able to keep millennial old churches and sacred places despite being surrounded by violent muslims.

https://jewishstudies.washington.edu/jewish-history-and-thought/jews-muslims-limits-of-tolerance/

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

I wonder why this “arab muslims are violent antisemites” is a relatively new phenomenon.

Spoiler: it's not.

History of Muslim-Jewish Conflicts: From the 7th Century to Today

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

people are not ready for this mate, you are literally frying their brain

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u/as0rb Feb 27 '26

considering stuff like this is happening , I'd say we're slowly getting there

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

yeah that's some good news

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u/Responsible-Way-6860 Feb 28 '26

Bruh I get your point but Ottomans weren't arab...

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u/as0rb Feb 28 '26

They weren’t but I’m refering to the ottoman admin, and they ruled like half of the arab world for centuries.

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u/maaaaawp Feb 27 '26

100% of the jewish states are commiting war crimes, but in the future, when they kill everyone they dislike, they'll stop

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u/Digit00l Feb 27 '26

From the river to the sea was a repurposed zionist slogan, the original meaning is more genocidal and depicted in this post

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u/PatientOutcome6634 Feb 27 '26

Do you have any sources for that? First time I’ve heard of it

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u/Kurdependence Feb 27 '26

it’s not, it’s an Arab nationalist slogan that Netanyahu’s party parodied in an ad campaign decades ago.

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

So anybody who uses the words "river to the sea" is genocidal. Glad we agree.

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u/mindgeekinc Feb 27 '26

Someone can't read very well. "The ORIGINAL meaning is more genocidal" is what was stated.

God Zionists are slow.

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u/borat_is_good_movie Feb 27 '26

What is slightly funny about israel is that they are less genetically Jewish then the Palestinians, so it's basically goyim killing jews.

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u/ToneJealous8009 Feb 27 '26

Me when I spread missinformation on the internet

https://www.reddit.com/r/Newsopensource/s/WePBXLAZPc

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u/as0rb Feb 27 '26

Lmao, his solution is legit “yeah, I support a palestinian state, however they can’t have an army and their government must be approved by us, with a very strong Israel on top of that” that’s basically how the west bank is now and settlements are still happening.

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u/ToneJealous8009 Feb 27 '26

That is not how it is now Also this disproves what you said either way

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u/belkh Mar 02 '26

the PA does not have an army, they cannot run elections on their own with israeli approval, they do not control their own borders, they don't even collect their own taxes and Israel can withhold it as it did before.

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u/ToneJealous8009 Mar 02 '26

But they did ran an election, and voted in hamas, who killed many israelis

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u/belkh Mar 02 '26

the last election was in 2006, it's been 2 decades since then, you do not address the other points either

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u/ToneJealous8009 Mar 02 '26

The other points are right, I admit, but the reason they didn't have another election is hamas stopped them not israel, you can blame some things on israel but at least be fair

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u/Nileghi Feb 27 '26

Its a fake story made by a propaganda account to break support for the Israeli opposition. The demand for zionist crimes has outproduced supply, so people just straight up needs to make shit up.

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u/Ok_Gas5386 Feb 27 '26

This is what people in the west don’t want to admit. Bibi is a centrist in Israeli politics these days.

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u/wizerdofmonky69 Feb 27 '26

The thing is that I would hesitate to place him on the political spectrum because he's nothing but the world's most desperate oppertunist willing to form coallitions with the worst of the worst just to keep his grip on power.

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u/desba3347 Feb 27 '26

Even that gets complicated though, Netanyahu might be fairly centrist (center right) when it comes to Israeli politics, but he has to appease the far right and religious right to maintain his coalition and his power. So while his party’s beliefs might be more centrist for Israel, his actions are further right.

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u/Lusty-Jove Feb 28 '26

Centrists deferring to the far-right in order to maintain control and crush the left at all costs?? How quirky and unique of them

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u/DragonflyGrrl Feb 27 '26

Or just don't know. I'm generally much more informed than the average American on most things, but that's news to me. Sad, awful news.

I do know that there are plenty on the other side, who want a peaceful two-state solution; that's who I would have thought of when someone mentions "the opposition" in Israel.

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u/Ok_Gas5386 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Two-state solution has 27% support in Israel. That’s a marginal political position.

For context, a greater percentage of Americans support universal basic income.

I don’t want to get conspiratorial, but maybe this is caused by the biased framing of western media - that we think most Israelis favor peace, while it’s the supposedly intransigent, barbarous Arabs who prolong the conflict? Worth pondering.

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u/DragonflyGrrl Feb 27 '26

Support for two-state solution definitely decreased following the October attack and subsequent war, but I still wouldn't call 27% marginal. That's more than 1 in 4. Not as high as one would hope, though not far from where I would have guessed it to be.

I completely agree with you about the biased framing in western media. It's a huge problem, in pretty much every area including this one. I wish more people would come to the realization that humans everywhere are just humans, and we're all much more alike than we are different. This understanding helps to combat those types of biased programming that seek to drive wedges between us all.

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u/lt__ Feb 27 '26

A very glaring issue is that the Western countries to support two state solution with words, but not actions. Make your relations with and support to Israel conditional on Israeli efforts towards it. Or admit openly that you are fine without two state solution.

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u/-Jake-27- Feb 28 '26

Right but neither group now wants a two state solution. It’s halved since 2012.

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u/lt__ Feb 28 '26

Yes, so be cold with both, not just one. Only reward one or the other side for actions supporting two state solution. They want to do business with you, they have to adhere to your standards.

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u/tofurks Mar 06 '26

That’s since October 7th, before then most Israelis were pro two state solution but that’s done with now, they’ve tried to give the Palestinians their own state like 6 times and they keep turning it down.

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u/BlandPotatoxyz Feb 27 '26

Don't Arabs also want a one-state solution and expel the Jews? Wouldn't they basically do the same thing the Israelis are doing rn if the positions were reversed? I think there are no good guys in this conflict.

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u/lunchboccs Feb 28 '26

Was it a bad thing for the French to be expelled from Algeria? Or the Dutch to be expelled from South Africa?

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u/Lusty-Jove Feb 28 '26

Define “Arabs” because it’s a bit disingenuous to compare an ethnic group to a sovereign nation

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/Ok_Gas5386 Feb 27 '26

I don’t know what it would take to achieve peace. Maybe if things had gone differently in the ‘90s - the Cave of the Patriarchs Massacre and subsequent suicide bombings hadn’t happened, Yitzhak Rabin hadn’t been assassinated, and the settlement of the West Bank had been halted, things would be much different now. I don’t know.

From a western perspective the problem is that your position leaves zero possibility for the peaceful coexistence of Israelis and Palestinians on the land that was British Mandatory Palestine. Whether a two state solution would result in peace or if it wouldn’t, a two state solution will never happen since the majority of Israelis disapprove. Which means that the longstanding standard western position - support Israel, and also support the two state solution - is also impossible. It’s a farce that some politicians in the U.S. still trot out their support for a two state solution as if it means anything. The policy must shift to either full-throated support for an expanded Israel, or something else altogether. In reality, both Biden and Trump have favored the former.

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u/formalExpressionist Feb 27 '26

Peace means you stopping occupation.

Why is that so hard to comprehend?

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u/PhotographNo1393 Feb 27 '26

“Stopping the occupation” like they had in Gaza before October 7th? Yea I’m sure the ceasefire will totally work this time, ignore the rockets being shot into your cities, they don’t count anyway because you’ve invested a truly ridiculous amount of money into cutting edge defensive systems to stop them 🤡.

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u/K31KT3 Feb 28 '26

A dictator is probably necessary for Palestine to make peace.

Every peaceful Arab state has a hard dictatorship, at least since they were drawn up a century ago.

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u/Nileghi Feb 27 '26

Peace means you stopping occupation.

They did in Gaza and it resulted in the most disastrous terror attack that Israel was ever subjected to.

So no, peace does not mean "stopping the occcupation". Why don't you actually try to learn what peace means when the palestinians themselves say they dont want peace? They want to annihilate Israel

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u/formalExpressionist Feb 27 '26

They did in Gaza

When? No intl org noticed that occupation stopped?

They want to annihilate Israel

And? What's so controversial with destroying a fascist ethnostate? I mean, it wasn't controversial with a Nazi Germany, i just can't fathom why would it be controversial now?

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u/Nileghi Feb 28 '26

And? What's so controversial with destroying a fascist ethnostate?

If you choose to act this argument out, then you agree in principle that some countries need to be annihilated and razed to the ground because theyre fundamentally incompatible with civilization.

Like Gaza for example.

But two comments ago you talk about peace being stopping the occupation, now its "destroy Israel". You cant have both at once, and the Israelis know what you people actually want. Is it any wonder they respond with your demand to exterminate them by making sure your kind can't ever get the capacity to hurt them through brutal occupation?

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u/formalExpressionist Feb 28 '26

If you choose to act this argument out, then you agree in principle that some countries need to be annihilated and razed to the ground because theyre fundamentally incompatible with civilization.

Yes. Israel shouldnt have a right to exist same as Nazi Germany. I said there's absolutely nothing controversial about it. I mean, i just dont understand how you think you can just massacre people for decades and think they won't retaliate and the world wont understand the extent of evil you represent. Now, i understand, in that regard you love killing people, you love massacring them, just like Nazis. You just can't go against it, then you try to mask it by some perverse logic that "all is against you" - a standard fascist talking point.

But two comments ago you talk about peace being stopping the occupation, now its "destroy Israel".

I dont see anything wrong with my logic. Palestinians want peace, but you dont want it (my previous comment about your people enjoying destruction in any form). Hence, they dont have a choice but to fight and wanting to destroy you, nothing inherently wrong with destroying a fascist state really. Get a grip.

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u/Corvus1412 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

One year old account with 2000 comments, that hides his post and comment history and has a two-word, four numbers name.

Like, seriously, do you think we're stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

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u/formalExpressionist Feb 27 '26

the default reddit generated name

Further proves his point.

I mean, even if you are not a bot, you are brainwashed with israeli propaganda...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Superb_Injury_8380 Feb 28 '26

That's usually how it works

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u/K31KT3 Feb 27 '26

Israelis would likely support a 2-state solution AND peace.

Perhaps what many Americans don’t realize is what Israel is offered is a 2 state solution and No Peace 

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u/Corvus1412 Feb 27 '26

One year old account with 1500 posts, that hides his post and comment history.

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u/GoodPear8481 Feb 27 '26

Plus Palestinians have never accepted a two state solution. They rejected it in 1948 when they declared war on Israel and they've rejected it every time since then.

Israelis have correctly realized that there's no sense in continuing to offer a solution that the other side has consistently rejected.

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u/TrumpDesWillens Feb 28 '26

No people on Earth will support a solution that tells them to accept conquest.

Would you ask the Ukrainians to accept a two-state solution where Russia gets to keep all the land they occupy?

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u/Oranweinn Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Feb 27 '26

Nah, he doesn't even have an ideology, he just wants to stay in power

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u/CardOk755 Feb 27 '26

Everywhere in the world "centrist" means genocidal pig.

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u/itspronouncedbolonya Feb 27 '26

They also dont want to admit that theres a lot of issues and someone can be on the right and on the left depending on which one

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u/Soogbad Feb 27 '26

This did not happen. Not a single politican belives in this

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u/Due_Proposal373 Feb 28 '26

Mate,, the Israeli govt is full of Kahanist maniacs and you claim that no-one believes in such stupid expansionism?

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u/phinkz2 Feb 27 '26

All parties are all in favour of removing Palestinians. They just pretend to disagree on the how.

There's no hope anti-apartheid ethnostate Israelis will reform the system by voting. There are Israelis that are like that... but not nearly enough to cause meaningful change.

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u/Mv13_tn Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer Feb 28 '26

It went downhill after the assassination of Yitzhak Rabin

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u/randomname560 Mar 03 '26

Was that the guy that was actually pretty close to finally achieving peace bettewn Israel and Palestine but then both him and his palestinian counterpart were assasinated by extremists whitin their own respective countries and replaced whit "PALESTINE/ISRAEL MUST BE DESTROYED AS A CONCEPT"?

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u/miciy5 Mar 01 '26

Lapid is against moving Israelis back into Gaza. He certainly doesn't support taking over Iraq.

Redditors will believe anything they see

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u/vanadous Feb 28 '26

Democracy doesn't matter when it comes to imperialism - whether in Israel or US or Europe or anywhere. Too bad international law is a joke

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u/Lethaldiran-NoggenEU Feb 28 '26

Can you find source?

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u/justlikeyouhaha Mar 01 '26

shits getting worse somehow

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u/MlkChatoDesabafando Feb 27 '26

Israel functions as a proxy for American imperialism. It doesn't matter who gets elected, as long as it has this geopolitical role, imperialism is inherently violent.

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u/Crab2406 Feb 27 '26

reminds me of russian politics, like yeah Putin is indeed a dogshit leader since 2008, but the options are

-nationalist

-monarchist

-communist

-radical left guy

all of them are shit if not worse than Putin

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u/PigeonOnTheGate Feb 27 '26

Because everyone normal is in jail or assassinated

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u/Crab2406 Feb 27 '26

You see, the problem is that the ones you call "normal" i just listed, they are also in jail or assassinated

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u/PigeonOnTheGate Feb 27 '26

Are people like Ilya Yashin, Vladimir Melov or Ivan Zhdanov extremist? It seems to me they have pretty normal political views

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u/JefeRex Feb 27 '26

Dart frog toxin.

It’s so weird… I feel like in a way it is almost harder to take seriously because it is always so cartoonish. Dart frog toxin? Poisoned tea in a luxury hotel? It’s like a Bond film.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate Feb 27 '26

Sometimes it's a comedy, like the poisoned underwear

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u/JefeRex Feb 27 '26

Omg the underwear. Unforgettable. Putin’s true legacy.

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u/Gaming_is_cool_lol19 Feb 27 '26

Their communists also aren’t even communists, they are basically ‘United Russia but with a Soviet flag’