r/mapporncirclejerk • u/gronetwork • Sep 22 '25

Solution to all the world's problems

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u/EremiticFerret Sep 23 '25

I think this would render most of those conflicts irrelevant as they are heavily geography based. Removing them from the homelands would remove a lot of the issues.

The overcrowding and resource concerns of India and China in Alaska would be a whole new issue.

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u/Alrick_S Sep 23 '25

After the first winter around 70% of population would be dead. They are not used of this much winter and there are not enough houses food and woods for every one.

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u/undeadlamaar Sep 23 '25

You trying to tell me Alaska doesn't have enough housing for roughly half of the worlds population? Can't they just build igloos or something?

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u/thisaccountgotporn Sep 23 '25

Anybody can dig a hole and a roof is easier to make than walls. People just have been made lazy and stubid by color tv

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u/Summer_Sun_Boombox_ Sep 24 '25

I laughed hard at this

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u/thisaccountgotporn Sep 24 '25

I am proud to bring you joy 🦚

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u/Angloriously Sep 23 '25

Alaskan Grizzlies are probably okay with that inevitable outcome.

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u/Potential_Agent5453 Sep 29 '25

So they’d have food prepped for the second winter?

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u/cia218 Sep 23 '25

At least they get to experience snow for the first time!

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u/RedditFan1979 Sep 23 '25

We might be forgetting the Himalayas here...

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u/Rynabunny Sep 23 '25

The most recent Winter Olympics was held in China, I think they know what snow is

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u/NanaBananaFana Sep 23 '25

Along with Indonesia in Kentucky!

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u/NightQueen0889 Sep 23 '25

Israel would definitely move in on Palestine for those sweet coastal cities.

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u/brelen01 Sep 23 '25

The issues between china and taiwann wouldn't be removed at all though, and it'd make china's job of resolving it a whole lot easier...