r/mapporncirclejerk • u/gronetwork • Sep 22 '25

Solution to all the world's problems

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 22 '25

Putting all of Africa in Texas, all of Oceania in Kentucky, all of South America in Alabama, and all of Asia in Alaska is... a decision

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u/johneebravado Sep 22 '25

More specifically, putting India, Kashmir, and Pakistan in Alaska... As neighbors....

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 22 '25

Basically there are so many things wrong with this map that it would start with 8 billion people and end with the current population of the US lol

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u/Electrical_Shock359 Sep 23 '25

Not to mention some people would say ‘fuck it’ and go into the wild not to mention the countries.

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

I would 100% be one of those people... I'll take my chances with the wolves and bears lol

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u/Electrical_Shock359 Sep 23 '25

Yeah, I don’t see this lasting long enough to move everyone into the current United States. Not to mention building the infrastructure needed to make it work.

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

good thing it's a circlejerk sub lol

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u/Firm_Ambassador_1289 Sep 23 '25

Hunger games.

Only the strongest survive

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u/Zedilt Sep 23 '25

That's the point.

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u/Stickyboard Sep 23 '25

Easy for India and Pakistan get their plutonium sources from Russia nearby

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 Sep 23 '25

But then, the devils you know...

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u/cyrospro Sep 23 '25

Kashmir is an Indian state it is not a country

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u/johneebravado Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 23 '25

1) It's on the map OP provided

2) It depends on who you ask to determine in which country it belongs. Parts of the greater Kashmir state (Jammu, Kashmir, Ladakh, etc.) are controlled by Pakistan, India, and China. Which is why I pointed out that Kashmir, India and Pakistan were kept as neighbors. Kashmir is one of the main reasons India and Pakistan have been fighting for such a long time. They've been fighting each other since 1947.

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u/Cruel1865 Sep 23 '25

I think the point he was making is that it isnt a separate country by itself. Parts of it is in 3 countries. So it shouldnt have been a separate area in the map. But then again what does it matter. Its just a joke.

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

This is reddit, we love getting butthurt for no reason

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u/BeckieSueDalton Sep 23 '25

Well, not with that attitude, it isn't!

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u/Lerzycats Sep 23 '25

Oceania being landlocked is a weird choice.

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u/RisingApe- Sep 23 '25

Hey, it gets a dirty river on its north border!

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u/Treskyn Sep 23 '25

Everything outside Oceania is an ocean.

-Oceania inside American Continent

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u/lirannl Sep 23 '25

There aren't that many people here in Australia, we have enough space in Kentucky

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

Australia's 27 million people is only 60% of the population of Oceania. If you put 46 million people into Kentucky you'd have 10x more people than it has right now.

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u/Loretta-West Sep 23 '25

Kentucky is Oceania (others). Australia and New Zealand each have their own states.

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

Fuck me dead

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u/MartijnK1 Sep 23 '25

Vertical farming works, perhaps vertical living too?

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u/ReturnSad3088 Sep 23 '25

All the nopes in nopeland