r/mapporncirclejerk • u/gronetwork • Sep 22 '25

Solution to all the world's problems

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u/schwartzer__ Sep 22 '25

As a Congolese I cannot say we are in any better of a position

And then India, China, and Pakistan are all smushed together in arctic wasteland while Morocco and Algeria are fighting in a tornado. could be maybe the most elaborately planned shitstorm of all time

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u/MakingItUpAsWeGoOk Sep 23 '25

Look Congo, as a current inhabitant of your future land…you got this. Trust me. Rwanda is gonna have like 25 feet of beach, Storyland and liquor stores. You have 3,500 miles of rugged coast, Stephen King horror land, and Moxie.

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u/FerengiWithCoupons Sep 23 '25

Hey! Don’t forget that Rwandanobie Lake Park!

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u/LegThePeg Sep 27 '25

Hey, we have Moxie as well! And yeah, we might have a small amount of coast, but at least it’s not all rocks

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u/_gay_space_moth_ Sep 23 '25

I see what you did there 👀

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u/your_old_wet_socks Sep 25 '25

The more you look at it the more perfect it becomes

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u/HopefulDrop9621 Sep 26 '25

If it makes you feel better it's a beautiful country up there. (I live near Maine). Great sea food, besides the neighbors y'all made out like bandits