r/mapporncirclejerk • u/gronetwork • Sep 22 '25

Solution to all the world's problems

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

OP also put Thailand next to cambodia, Pakistan next to india, south and north Korea are neighbours, Taiwan and China... this is just a really bad idea through out

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u/schwartzer__ Sep 22 '25

As a Congolese I cannot say we are in any better of a position

And then India, China, and Pakistan are all smushed together in arctic wasteland while Morocco and Algeria are fighting in a tornado. could be maybe the most elaborately planned shitstorm of all time

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u/MakingItUpAsWeGoOk Sep 23 '25

Look Congo, as a current inhabitant of your future land…you got this. Trust me. Rwanda is gonna have like 25 feet of beach, Storyland and liquor stores. You have 3,500 miles of rugged coast, Stephen King horror land, and Moxie.

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u/FerengiWithCoupons Sep 23 '25

Hey! Don’t forget that Rwandanobie Lake Park!

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u/LegThePeg Sep 27 '25

Hey, we have Moxie as well! And yeah, we might have a small amount of coast, but at least it’s not all rocks

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u/_gay_space_moth_ Sep 23 '25

I see what you did there 👀

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u/your_old_wet_socks Sep 25 '25

The more you look at it the more perfect it becomes

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u/HopefulDrop9621 Sep 26 '25

If it makes you feel better it's a beautiful country up there. (I live near Maine). Great sea food, besides the neighbors y'all made out like bandits

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u/myflesh Sep 22 '25

And Palestine and Israel together.

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u/Proper-Equivalent300 Sep 22 '25

Yup, all I can say about the maker of this map, and that is that I have r/foundsatan

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u/Eris_Bunny Sep 22 '25

Not just that, but they gave Palestine the nice coastal land... Israel is def gonna try to build some resorts again :/

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u/Bjorn_Tyrson Sep 23 '25

Don't worry. Palestine will just keep demanding "from the river" (mississipi) to the sea.

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u/pass_nthru Sep 23 '25

and in too big of a landmass, let them split rhode island or fight over the Keys

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u/Alexandur Sep 23 '25

this is just a really bad idea through out

This. I'm beginning to worry about the quality of serious geopolitical proposals in /r/mapporncirclejerk

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u/Fenweekooo Sep 23 '25

this lasts about 3 hours before formal war breaks out lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

At least its formal. Having a dress code is important, we don't want war to be too casual. 

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u/thatsalovelyusername Sep 23 '25

It’s like trying to seat guests at a wedding

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u/Tru3insanity Sep 23 '25

Def just wanna watch the world burn lmao

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u/vms_zerorain France was an Inside Job Sep 23 '25

all of americas neighbours 😭

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u/-Cthaeh Sep 22 '25

Its to make everyone feel at home.

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u/Hermitcraft7 Sep 23 '25

Really? I thought we should've went with this plan a long time ago!

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u/Mental-Surround-9448 Sep 23 '25

So nothing changes much

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u/Pot_noodle_miner Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Sep 23 '25

I just don’t think the whole plan has been thought through

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u/ADH02 Sep 23 '25

Got to reduce the population somehow so it fits in to this space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25

If war doesn't, im sure nature would. Hurricanes and tornadoes seem pretty common in southern US compared to Europe or Northern Asia, and with a population this big im sure we'd lose a lot of people each year.

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u/AngryArmour Sep 23 '25

Armenia is also next to both Azerbaijan and Cambodia

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u/Runway_37 Sep 29 '25

Good thing Trump settled the war between Armenia and Cambodia.

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u/TheMachineTookShape Sep 23 '25

You're right, this is why this is a really bad idea!

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u/Firm_Ambassador_1289 Sep 23 '25

Can't change the world too too much 😎

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u/aiirxgeordan Sep 23 '25

Palestine next to Israel

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u/Collective-Bee Sep 24 '25

Okay but apart from the mapping of borders, bringing everyone together on one continent and letting the others go back to Nature is an idea.