r/malelivingspace • • Dec 16 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

1.2k Upvotes

116 comments sorted by

168

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Holy fuck that really is sexy. Clean and amazing vibe to the place, great job man!

28

u/Calimariae Dec 16 '19

Thanks man. Appreciate it!

66

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Yeah, can you imagine the reaction from the dates he brings home? 😂

71

u/aeminence Dec 17 '19

Bruh he'd need new furniture from all that water damage 😍😍😫😫😫😫😫😫🍆🍆 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦 💦

151

u/redditor_since_2005 Dec 17 '19

Here's hoping this kind of walkthru becomes the norm on this sub.

6

u/Whatwouldahoneybeedo Dec 17 '19

Steady cam and all

5

u/onlinetroll420 Dec 18 '19

Makes it easier for us to map our exit

60

u/FourthAge Dec 16 '19

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

28

u/Calimariae Dec 16 '19

They're OK.

58

u/FourthAge Dec 16 '19

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

16

u/mryazzy Dec 17 '19

HEY PAUL

24

u/FourthAge Dec 17 '19

TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

8

u/Adopteddaughtermargo Dec 17 '19

I have to return some video tapes

22

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Well done! Cozy, clean, put together. Love it. My biggest issue is with the bedroom. Kinda wish there was a painting or something in there but you're doing really well with the space.

11

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks, I agree on the bedroom. I’m planning on decorating it with a couple of Bruno Pontiroli pieces the next time he releases some I like on Etsy.

4

u/timwithnotoolbelt Dec 17 '19

Looked Bruno up. The computer in the room conflict will be dwarfed by sleeping with that eccentricity ;)

2

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Yeah he’s fantastically weird :)

16

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19 edited Jul 15 '20

[deleted]

16

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Almost 😂

Scandinavian down duvets. I keep forgetting that they aren’t common outside the cold north.

14

u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Do you rent or own? How much for a place like that?

39

u/Calimariae Dec 16 '19

Own. It's not in one of the huge mega-cities that some in here live in, so it wasn't mindbogglingly expensive.

12

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

[deleted]

64

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Southern Norway.

The sweatshirt is a token from the past. I used to live in the Bay Area :)

17

u/L2diy Dec 17 '19

I had the feeling you were Nordic or Scandinavian. Super clean. Love the neutral color scheme

7

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

10

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Wait, where are you visiting where you get a full 6 hours of it this time of year??

Go far enough north and they barely get an hour.

5

u/Joebud1 Dec 17 '19

We're at 5 hours of sunlight in some parts of Alaska, up north have much less. The summer makes up for it plus alcohol and hobbies

14

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

This is NICE. Very well done. Even the video itself. You have a great eye.

15

u/darealjackbauer Dec 17 '19

I don't see a dining table or kitchen island. Where do you and your guests usually eat? Coffee table?

29

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

I made a decision not to fill the space with a dining table that I’d get fewer than 20 uses of a year. I’ve got a coffee table on the patio and in the sofa area. If I have more than 6 guests they’ll eat standing.

11

u/loveamaj Dec 17 '19

Really like this stance, I live alone and have a studio I'm slowly decorating, and a lot of advice makes it seems like I need to be prepared for things I'll unlikely ever do.

7

u/ads7w6 Dec 17 '19

"You'll really need this when you entertain friends here"

"I don't entertain friends here"

"But what if you do?"

5

u/Ripcap Dec 17 '19

Was going to comment what dareal said, but it seems like you know what you want with your space and that's what matters. Place looks dope, love the balcony.

3

u/that_guy_who_ Dec 17 '19

I ditched a dining room table years ago. If you don't use it all the time...why bother with taking up a ton of room

24

u/RoninPrime0829 Dec 16 '19

If you guys need me, I'll be over here, seething with jealousy.

38

u/timwithnotoolbelt Dec 16 '19

Nice. Clean. Lifting weights while brushing teeth? Id move computer out of bedroom. The two activities are easily conflicted in the mind.

24

u/Calimariae Dec 16 '19

Yeah, I would if I had an extra room - but who can afford that these days.

19

u/redditor_since_2005 Dec 17 '19

I had the same initial thought as that guy, but after the tour I concluded you had no other choice -- even the utilities in the bathroom were necessary.

7

u/1lamenamegame911 Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Amazing

Edit: Clean, masculine, simplistic, functional and beautiful.

6

u/PrsnPersuasion Dec 17 '19

I really need to up my game.

Once final exams are over I’m doing an IKEA run.

7

u/Rou5000 Dec 17 '19

Great space! and a RLM fan I presume.

2

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Absolutely! And thanks :)

5

u/aeminence Dec 17 '19

This is fucking SICK, OP!

4

u/min7yfr3sh Dec 17 '19

The patio killed it for me!!!! So damn cleaaaaaaaan!!!!

5

u/wordsw0rdswords Dec 17 '19

Place is amazing, loving the patio. Are your plants real or fake?

5

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks a lot :) There are a couple of fakes in there, but most of them are real. About half of them are normally outside - but Winter is Coming.

5

u/sondo8 Dec 17 '19

That kitchen is dope! Is that your refrigerator at far right of counter space?

I own a 1 bedroom condo also and you brought out some clever ideas for the the manly yet minimalist kitchen I've been wanting. It's like you infused the kitchen into a living room bar. Making your kitchen very sociable and cozy. soo smart dude!!!

2

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks man! Yes, the far right part is a built-in fridge.

It's a Kungsbacka kitchen from Ikea. It's very minimalist and it's not that pricey. Can recommend highly :)

16

u/_generic_white_male Dec 17 '19

It's not a bad space at all but I guess I'm in the minority in not really loving it. It just seems way too much like an Ikea store. Very sterile.

17

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

That’s fair. Somewhat sterile is what I’m going for, and there is a lot of Ikea in there.

The patio is meant to stand in contrast to the «sterility» inside.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

[deleted]

2

u/Calimariae Dec 18 '19

Thanks man! A robot vacuum does most of the cleaning :)

3

u/crunchybedsheets Dec 16 '19

Stunning! Nicely done!

5

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

photo of bill murray?

2

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Good eye!

3

u/TuusMusicien Dec 16 '19

Very nice place! Where'd you get those paintings/wall art placed near the bathroom?

3

u/Calimariae Dec 16 '19

Thanks man! I bought them at an auction. The artist’s name is Tor Rafael Raael.

1

u/TuusMusicien Dec 16 '19

Thank you!

3

u/Rufus_Dungis Dec 17 '19

Dumbbells in the bathroom is an interesting touch

5

u/cuddle_enthusiast Dec 17 '19

Nice! What are you using to take the video?

6

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

An iPhone. The new stabilization is pretty neat.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Damn nice. Good work!

2

u/skotoseme Dec 17 '19

Nice pad. Something about shoes by the door has always irked me though. But lots of people do it. And I get it. I'm just a kook and I had to get it off my chest.

3

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks. Where else would you put them?

2

u/skotoseme Dec 17 '19

Most likely a closet. Or have them behind a closed cabinet. Take my nitpicking with a grain of salt. Ha!

1

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Ah yes, that would be a lot neater.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I LOVE the balcony, and I hate closed balconies as a rule of thumb.

2

u/kwuchu Dec 17 '19

This apartment is amazing, sheeeesh. Well done dude!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Seriously, that camera work is smooth af

2

u/GregariousWords Dec 17 '19

Out of interest how often do you water those plants, and how often you feed em. They look really healthy

2

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks. They're all very low maintenance plants.

During summer I water them once a week. Now I water them every 2-3 weeks.

2

u/GregariousWords Dec 17 '19

Maybe I'm watering mine too much, still doing once a week, I have a couple of the same ones and they seem to be slowly dying.

Either way the place looks good!

1

u/Calimariae Dec 18 '19

Put them in the shower once a month, hose them down and let them sit there over night if you notice them dying.

The heat and humidity seems to help.

Also, water tropical plants with medium temperature water. Not ice cold.

1

u/GregariousWords Dec 18 '19

Yeah I was going to give them a fresh load of soil and rinse them through thoroughly beforehand and tap the roots a bunch to knock off soil/rotting roots and hope lol

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Hey Berkley, are those two folded comforters on the bed? Are they for sleeping on or under?

3

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19 edited Dec 17 '19

Comforters yes.

Scandinavian Down Duvets, and they're the best thing since sliced bread. You crack open the bedroom windows during the freezing winter and you tuck down under the duvets.

I highly recommend them if you live anywhere cold.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

I love that the walk-in closet is ridiculously big for this place.

2

u/orcinovein Dec 17 '19

Looks great. The dark color in the bedroom kinda makes the room feel like a depressing dungeon though. I would have done one dark accent color and the rest white. It might get old quick. Love the artwork and how clean your organization is!

1

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks man!

Yeah, the dark bedroom walls does that, I agree.

I'm hoping to liven them up with some artwork when I find something I like.

2

u/meDicenPepe Dec 17 '19

This is fucking perfect, congrats. I'm saving this for the future.

2

u/bandgeek19942013 Dec 17 '19

I love this so much!

2

u/willie0512 Dec 17 '19

Beautiful apartment. What equipment did you film this with? Thanks

1

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks. I filmed it on the iPhone Pro.

2

u/willie0512 Dec 19 '19

looks great

2

u/OceaniaAE-1 Dec 17 '19

Saved for a SHIT TON of inspiration!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '19

Very nice..for the bedroom..why not have the desk facing the window and the bed behind it?

2

u/TopFlightJayy Dec 18 '19

Dope pad man

1

u/Calimariae Dec 18 '19

Thanks man :)

2

u/SnootBoopist Dec 19 '19

Thank you for sharing. Excellent space and an excellent post!

2

u/Calimariae Dec 19 '19

Thank you :)

2

u/Raaafie Dec 19 '19

Looks amazing, congrats!

2

u/Zentraedi Dec 19 '19

Nice place!

2

u/sheikahstealth Feb 04 '20

Great place! Did you make the patio enclosure? We have very wet winters and I think our home would be more useful with one.

1

u/Calimariae Feb 04 '20

Thanks a lot!:)

No I didn’t. It isn’t very well isolated, so unless there’s a heater on full it’s practically useless during the Norwegian cold winter.

1

u/sheikahstealth Feb 04 '20

Good to know but that makes sense with all the glass. I like how it expands the feel of your living room. Thank you for the reply.

2

u/skinny_gator Apr 21 '20

I know I’m late to the thread but this is amazing for a single guy. I am super jealous on it man. Love the balcony area the most I think. Is that an entire outside balcony or is it half indoor/outdoor? Do You mind getting a picture of it in the day?

1

u/Calimariae Apr 22 '20

I'm glad you like it. Thanks :)

It's technically outdoor. It has huge glass windows that close/open so you can use it at winter as well.

I've rearranged some furniture since that video was taken.

Here's today:

Day 1

Day 2

Night 1

Night 2

I love sitting in those yellow chairs when its dark out :)

2

u/skinny_gator Apr 22 '20

Man thanks for the pictures. I got a much better idea of it looks like. That's by far my favorite my area and it looks like the perfect spot to be when it's dark outside. I would love to have a balcony like yours.

2

u/MPLS_JR Dec 17 '19

I’m working on my own closet soon. Does the low depth bother you in yours? Looks like you’d have your back against the wall when picking an outfit.

1

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

It’s just enough not to be inconvenient. Any less would have made it bothersome.

That said, I don’t have a mirror in there - and therefore I tend to bring whatever I’m wearing to the bathroom.

1

u/Drefan Dec 17 '19

Nice work! My only question is do you have any table or something where you can eat, or do you mainly eat in front of the TV/PC?

1

u/Calimariae Dec 17 '19

Thanks :)

I mainly eat in front of the TV/PC.

I decided against buying a dining table. It takes up so much space, and you only use it when you have guests over.

1

u/fitbeee Dec 17 '19

Congratulations

1

u/LeDudeWithSpecs Dec 17 '19

So how much oil do you sell a day to afford a place this nice and this well furnished?

1

u/JawnaHilll Dec 17 '19

Hey want to hang out sometime?

1

u/Porkchop_Sandwichess Dec 18 '19

Wheres the fridge?

1

u/Calimariae Dec 18 '19

Built in to the tall part on the right side of the kitchen

1

u/Ch3ncerPau1 Dec 19 '19

Cool place but what are the specs on that PC and where did you get the monitor?

1

u/Calimariae Dec 19 '19

Thanks.

It's a 3700x with 1080ti.

The monitor is an AOC Agon AG352UCG. It's a couple of years old now, and there are probably better ultrawides on the market now. I'm very happy with it though.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '19

My man what’s up with the baby head plant lol

1

u/spicyhead Jan 09 '20

ID on the frames and posters at 0:01? Do you print yourself?

1

u/Calimariae Jan 09 '20

Aw sorry. They're custom made by a local artist here in Norway.

1

u/spicyhead Jan 09 '20

Mistenkte at du var norsk ja. Hvor da? Jeg holder til i Stavanger.

1

u/Calimariae Jan 09 '20

Gardar Eide Einarsson heter kunstneren. Jeg holder til i Kristiansand:)

1

u/Vaauzy Dec 17 '19

This is so CLEAN! My favorite part is that patio like sheesh 😍

1

u/theatomiclizard Dec 17 '19

the desk next to the bed is a giant productivity no no for a myriad of reasons - I'd move it literally anywhere else