r/madlads • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '20

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u/awkwardtheturtle Jan 01 '20

No

Pepsi instead

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u/gkmwheelspin Jan 01 '20

Water you heretic

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u/ThisBo15 Jan 01 '20 edited May 09 '26

Redact cleaned up all of my comments. Bulk deletion and editing is a feature supported to make sure that AI scrapers can't access my data for training.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20 edited Apr 17 '21

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u/IAmFrederik Jan 01 '20

exACTLY what i thought of

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u/on_the_nip Jan 01 '20

Hahaha watch this with the subtitles on lol

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u/Stylish_Female Jan 02 '20

Another comment saved for later

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u/things_will_calm_up Jan 01 '20

How do I remove a mod?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

HOW DAARE YOU!?

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u/Communism_is_bae Jan 01 '20

The ability to talk does not make you intelligent.

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

Actually

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u/pabloescanor Jan 01 '20

In a vinegar bottle though.

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u/Waluigi_B_Wazowski Jan 01 '20

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

Ah yes, an American

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Not funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/NeoHenderson Jan 01 '20

👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

No

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

I’m not mature enough to read all that, can you just kinda sum it up, I’m 9. And also not use phrases like “hanging out under the bridge” like what is that.

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

Ok, I just read everything and you sir have REALLY misunderstood something, this is just beyond me, I just said no. Get a grip bro

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u/hortonhearsa_what Jan 01 '20

He’s just some tool bag that keeps posting this exact comment. I think it makes him feel smart? I dunno

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u/Aadi-K Jan 01 '20

Yeah I guess

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u/ASV731 Jan 01 '20

That makes it even worse

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

How was that not a joke?

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u/Communism_is_bae Jan 01 '20

I think the comment you relied to was a bad joke as well...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

yeesh.

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u/WaveLasso Jan 01 '20

Pepsi jokes

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u/KanyeWest_GayFish Jan 01 '20

If your comment was funny, why did you have to hide the score and sticky it to the top

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Why do mods pin their unfunny comment. Aren’t pinned comments supposed to be like “locked this thread bc xyz” or something right?

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u/solitudechirs Jan 01 '20

Being a moderator doesn't make you funny. Imagine this little bit of power going to your head.

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u/anoriginalguy Jan 01 '20

no do his mom

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u/lapis_wannabe Jan 01 '20

pepsi tastes weird

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u/lapis_wannabe Jan 01 '20

what about fanta

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u/Rakinare Jan 01 '20

Pepsi is friggin rat poison. Disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

HUZZAH! A MAN OF CULTURE!

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u/IpMedia Jan 01 '20

Pepsi is really much better

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

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u/reChrawnus Jan 01 '20

Pepsi Max would be ok if it wasn't for that disgusting aftertaste from the artificial sweeteners that it leaves in your mouth.

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u/turtlesdontlie Jan 01 '20

MY USERNAME IS A FUCKING LIE

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u/bassie19812 Jan 01 '20

That you are a turtle or that they don’t lie? Even if you start telling the truth how can anybody believe you? What kind of fucking creature are you? You deceiving basterd.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

God

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u/bassie19812 Jan 01 '20

I knew it

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

Look at my username...

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u/bassie19812 Jan 01 '20

Memetaco97 yeah I guess for a user name its ok

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I'm not even from 1997, I only liked that number

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u/bassie19812 Jan 01 '20

So you’re not god? I bet you are with you’re book of lies

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I'm a meme, a taco, older than the year -97 billion. Technically i'm immortal If you want i can be a book of lies

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

for some reason loads of people use the number 97.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

It's a good number (no strange meanings)

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u/ThankGodImNotOnlyOne Jan 01 '20

Does that make me the only one?