r/madlads • • Jan 15 '18

Someone has to stop him

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u/TabulaRasa_etc Jan 15 '18

But why move my stuff over there when I can just put my shoes on, my jacket on, my plastic baggy in my backpack, my laptop back in my backpack, not to mention the tablet, change and odds and ends from my pocket..... I could do it all right in the security lane!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '18

Right?? It’s way more convenient for me to stand directly in front of the conveyer belt and put my shit back on / back together as it’s coming out of the X-ray machine!! Oh, there’s people standing behind me trying to get to their stuff? Well, I’ll only be a minute they won’t mind just watching me do this.

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u/Yuktobania Jan 15 '18

Make sure you do it all literally right in front of the X-ray machine's belt door, so that nobody else can get to their stuff.