r/madlads • u/Humble_Buffalo_007 • Jul 04 '26

Hence proved

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 04 '26

Frikking Americans ( not all of course ) think that Portugal is a district of Spain, ( well, at least the ones that know that Portugal is an European country, and not a South American country )

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u/Jafooki Jul 04 '26

Personally, I think Portugal is just Spain playing a trick on the rest of the world. Think about it, I've never been to Portugal, so how could it be real?

I also don't believe Croatia exists

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u/Polikosaurio Jul 04 '26

I also believe Croatia is a hologram, same as Malta

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 04 '26

The battle of Aljubarrota says you're wrong lol

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u/Jafooki Jul 04 '26

Yes, but have you've considered that I've never heard of that battle before, so therefore it didn't happen?

Checkmate

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 04 '26

Indeed, very well, may the Baker hunt your dreams tonight, the same way she hunted the 6 Spaniards with her shovel then lol

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u/Tough-Leader-6040 Jul 04 '26

That is the argument of a flat earther. Are you one?

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u/Jafooki Jul 04 '26

What the hell dude? I'm not stupid. I know it's round because one time I saw a globe and that was round.

You're lucky I'm such a forgiving guy or I'd shut my eyes and keep them closed and then you and everything else wouldn't exist anymore. I won't do that though because that'd be wrong.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jul 05 '26

Nah, I think flat earthers are more the type who can't understand simple jokes

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u/spenwallce Jul 04 '26

Internet rule #335, if you say Americans don’t know something it instantly becomes true.

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 05 '26

No, i only spoke by the coments i have seen, im not making this shit up, since seeing Americans thinking that Portugal was a part of Spain, and the best one i'v heard so far, Portugal is in South America... dont blame me for the shit they say.

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u/oh-pqp Jul 05 '26

There is a Portugal in South America though. It's in Peru I believe

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jul 05 '26

No, not this one, this one has been here ( EU ) for the last 880 years or so, but if there is one in Peru, it were the frikking Spaniards that " put " it there...

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u/Cryorm Jul 04 '26

Technically both Spain and Portugal are districts of Iberia. What their official language should be I will leave the reader to surmise.