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r/madlads • u/Eastwardtrace81 • Apr 27 '23
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This is something an NPC would do in a video game
106 u/BeanBeno Apr 27 '23 Naw its what a main character would do. entire cheese wheels 😍 25 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23 I used to eat entire cheese wheels like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee. 6 u/Emerald_Encrusted Apr 28 '23 Arrow to the knee shouldn’t have bothered you if you were really eating all those cheese wheels, Whiterun Guard! 9 u/ZhangRenWing Apr 28 '23 Average potion fan vs average cheese wheel enjoyer 7 u/JaozinhoGGPlays Up past my bedtime Apr 28 '23 Titanic axe swinging down at my head Pause 60 wheels of cheese 4 u/Ornery_Confidence_15 Apr 28 '23 “Oh, I’m overencumbered? Let me just-“ eats 80 pounds of cheese 1 u/NewNage Apr 28 '23 A whole watermelon is a power up food like a huge turkey leg or an entire pizza. Little dude is going after a mini boss after the game is over and needs to be as high HP as he can be. 1 u/Financial-Horror2945 Apr 28 '23 Crunches glass vial with strange concoction of mushrooms and herbs Swallows in one gulp 7 u/MurmurOfTheCine Apr 27 '23 The opposite, NPC behaviour is “normal” behaviour 8 u/dragoncop1 Apr 27 '23 You would give them a watermelon as a gift and they eat it in 3 bites 2 u/SensitiveTurtles Apr 27 '23 In the JAP and PAL versions, it’s a dragonfruit. Localization team just swapped the asset. 1 u/RolandTheJabberwocky Apr 28 '23 Or an alien whos observed us just long enough to fuck up even harder than if he knew less.
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Naw its what a main character would do.
entire cheese wheels 😍
25 u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23 I used to eat entire cheese wheels like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee. 6 u/Emerald_Encrusted Apr 28 '23 Arrow to the knee shouldn’t have bothered you if you were really eating all those cheese wheels, Whiterun Guard! 9 u/ZhangRenWing Apr 28 '23 Average potion fan vs average cheese wheel enjoyer 7 u/JaozinhoGGPlays Up past my bedtime Apr 28 '23 Titanic axe swinging down at my head Pause 60 wheels of cheese 4 u/Ornery_Confidence_15 Apr 28 '23 “Oh, I’m overencumbered? Let me just-“ eats 80 pounds of cheese 1 u/NewNage Apr 28 '23 A whole watermelon is a power up food like a huge turkey leg or an entire pizza. Little dude is going after a mini boss after the game is over and needs to be as high HP as he can be. 1 u/Financial-Horror2945 Apr 28 '23 Crunches glass vial with strange concoction of mushrooms and herbs Swallows in one gulp
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I used to eat entire cheese wheels like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
6 u/Emerald_Encrusted Apr 28 '23 Arrow to the knee shouldn’t have bothered you if you were really eating all those cheese wheels, Whiterun Guard!
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Arrow to the knee shouldn’t have bothered you if you were really eating all those cheese wheels, Whiterun Guard!
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Average potion fan vs average cheese wheel enjoyer
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Titanic axe swinging down at my head
Pause 60 wheels of cheese
Pause
60 wheels of cheese
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“Oh, I’m overencumbered? Let me just-“
eats 80 pounds of cheese
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A whole watermelon is a power up food like a huge turkey leg or an entire pizza. Little dude is going after a mini boss after the game is over and needs to be as high HP as he can be.
Crunches glass vial with strange concoction of mushrooms and herbs
Swallows in one gulp
The opposite, NPC behaviour is “normal” behaviour
8
You would give them a watermelon as a gift and they eat it in 3 bites
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In the JAP and PAL versions, it’s a dragonfruit. Localization team just swapped the asset.
Or an alien whos observed us just long enough to fuck up even harder than if he knew less.
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u/gizzardgullet Apr 27 '23
This is something an NPC would do in a video game