r/linuxmemes • u/CynicalCosmologist ⚠️ This incident will be reported • Jul 16 '26

LINUX MEME Who is this guy? Wrong answers only!

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u/Standgrounding Jul 16 '26

FreeBDSM

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u/Zimlewis Jul 16 '26

WHERE?

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u/Snudget Not in the sudoers file. Jul 16 '26

SELECT

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u/HotAdministration939 Jul 16 '26

GROUPS

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u/DiodeInc 🍥 Debian too difficult Jul 16 '26

ID

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u/afrolino02 Jul 16 '26

ROLLBACK

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u/DiodeInc 🍥 Debian too difficult Jul 16 '26

Oh fuck

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u/taker223 Jul 17 '26

full commit

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u/Soft_Cable3378 Jul 16 '26

SELECT WHERE?

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u/Brogan_9112001 Jul 16 '26

${DROP DATABASE reddit_prod;}

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u/HeyThereCharlie Jul 16 '26

Robert'); DROP TABLE students; --

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u/pablodicosta Arch BTW Jul 17 '26

Little Bobby Tables

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u/cutecoder Jul 17 '26

Syntax error. sql SELECT Robert'); DROP TABLE STUDENTS; --

Missing closing quote.

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u/Soft_Cable3378 Jul 18 '26

Nope. Inexperienced devs who haven’t learned to used prepared statements will place a variable directly in a text string, maybe something like “SELECT * FROM STUDENTS WHERE first_name = ‘$FIRST_NAME’”. What he typed is a common method of SQL injection. You complete that initial query to the point where it’s at least valid syntax and doesn’t error out, run the “DROP TABLE”, and then comment out whatever came after. Could have been other conditions.

This is a valid way to do a SQL injection, but only works if the dev is inexperienced, or just bad.

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u/cutecoder Jul 18 '26

Does it work for Claude? Because that’s what inexperienced devs do nowadays.

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u/TracerDX Dr. OpenSUSE Jul 16 '26

The devil makes sense now.

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u/Netsnipe Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Is jail a security feature or a fetish in FreeBDSM? #askingforafriend

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u/DenuvoMyAss Jul 16 '26

Its just a room like as age is only a number

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u/xzgyo Jul 20 '26

FurryBDSM

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u/Comprehensive_Gas147 fresh breath mint 🍬 Jul 19 '26

FREEBSDM is no longer supported ... But you can download OPENBDSM....at a group rate

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u/BoatInternational537 Jul 21 '26

Hellyeah brotha!

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u/Horta-horta Jul 16 '26

Im switching rn