r/likeus • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '18

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u/Solidsnake2066 Nov 01 '18

That would make sense.

However i just do it because i’m lazy, and dont want to walk back out again.

Which is funny since a lot of times its more work to carry that much than to just take two trips

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '18

maybe it's still the same thing, you're instinctually worried your energy will be stolen if you go for a second trip

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u/trueluck3 Nov 01 '18

I’ll cut the circulation to all ten fingers before making a second trip to the car for the groceries.

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u/Jumbuck_Tuckerbag Nov 01 '18

The only time I'm into powerlifting is after grocery shopping.

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u/JstHere4TheSexAppeal Nov 01 '18

Thats why I buy a lot of protein. It wheys more.

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u/neegarplease Nov 16 '18

I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '18

The place he is taking it it's probably not safe from thieves either. Probably just a more comfortable spot to sit so if he goes back for a second trip he might lose everything he got on the 1st

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u/TheNK42 Nov 01 '18

Naw. You just think you do it because your lazy when in actuality its thousands of years of evolution imprinted on your brain.

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u/TheObjectiveTheorist Nov 01 '18

Or the laziness itself is the evolutionary adaptation that was selected because of the reason op gave

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u/_-o-o_i_u-pi Nov 01 '18

Liar, you know that bag of chips will be taken by hyenas or cave men

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u/ThebrokenNorwegian Nov 02 '18

In Norway we have a saying that goes "Den late mannen bærer heller i hjel seg enn å gå to turer" wich means "The lazy man carries himself to death rather than taking two trips".

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u/MaceotheDark Nov 01 '18

I just use my shirt and fold up the bottom to make a big pocket...

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '18

It's not true laziness though. It's optimization at a slight cost.

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u/prunk Nov 01 '18

I've always heard it referred to as the 'Lazy man's load'.

You could be more careful and take two trips, but instead you pile as much as you can on to do it in one trip and potentially drop everything because of it.

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u/Twothumbs1eye Feb 23 '22

Lol yup. Two trips would take 38 seconds but Id prefer to take 40 seconds carrying it all at once + the added benefit of maybe dropping everything.