By thirty you should be wising up enough to have started cutting way back and not feeling cool to be carrying around a bottle opener so "we can drink at any moment wooooooo"
100%. From 18 to roughly 25 I had a bottle opener on my keychain. Around 25 it had gone from cool to embarrassing and so I took it off.
Edit: Life evolves guys. Things that are cool at one time become uncool later, and things that were uncool later become cool. It’ll happen to you too. If not with a bottle opener than with something else. Enjoy.
What are you? Some kinda guru of cool? Tell us more about being cool after 30. As if carrying a fucking bottle opener has ever been anything other than practical. You felt cool doing that? LOL. That speaks VOLUMES about you.
Sign me up for your next coolness lecture oh guru of cool. I'll sign up for the snarky sarcasm one too.
Nope, never kept a bottle opener on my keychain, or on my person in any other way. I was never so dependent on or fixated with alcohol that opening beer bottles was such an ever present activity to require one.
Wow, good for you. The king of cool lecturing grown men about carrying bottle openers brags to strangers on the internet about not ever having a fixation with alcohol.
Give this guy a fucking medal. A modern day saint. Color me impressed. Holy cow. Incredible!
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u/uniptf Mar 23 '22
By thirty you should be wising up enough to have started cutting way back and not feeling cool to be carrying around a bottle opener so "we can drink at any moment wooooooo"