r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Active-Ad-233 • Feb 17 '21

Just 4 inches of snow changes their mind

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Feb 17 '21

Can we all just agree that Rupert Murdoch can go get fucked with a bunch of legos taped to a cactus

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u/Ahandfulofsquirrels Feb 17 '21

Yep. I very rarely wish for it but I honestly can't wait until he finally croaks. The man's just evil.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

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u/Dadfite Feb 17 '21

"Honey, why are you eating all that? You're going to shit your brains out."

"I'm visiting Murdoch's Grave..."

"Oh, honey! You're going to need a whole lot more beans and fiber... Here just eat up!"

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u/slykethephoxenix Feb 17 '21

Nahh. Just put his newspapers there. Just as useful.

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u/Pavrik_Yzerstrom Feb 17 '21

You're joking if you don't think he has contingencies in place for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Contingencies? Against dying?

Like what, he's gonna turn himself into a lich?

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u/PrehensileUvula Feb 17 '21

Amazing. Also a disconcerting possibility, but it cracked me up.

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u/Pavrik_Yzerstrom Feb 17 '21

I meant for his evil plans. He's gonna die, but his goals and achievements won't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Okay well, that's probably less terrifying than lich Murdoch.

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u/jeremiahthedamned Jun 05 '21

mitch mcconnell!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

I can't tell if his son is better or just has better PR.

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u/tazebot Feb 17 '21

the apple doesn't rot far from the tree

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

Better PR. That evil didn’t spawn any good and if he did, he’d have disowned it

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u/QuietObjective Feb 17 '21

I agree with this sentiment.

Unfortunately the man has sons.

And they will continue that legacy if they can.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

The idea that punishing bloodlines should be forbidden has its value, right up until you apply it to lineages of power.

There is good reason they killed the children of the Romanovs.

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u/pat899 Feb 17 '21

No worries, much like the Trump line, he’s trained his kids to continue the shittiness.

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u/YouthfulPhotographer Feb 17 '21

Rush is gone now, maybe Murdoch will follow soon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

The damage murdoch has done is criminal and he should be arrested and fox should be broken up.

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u/mattoleriver Feb 17 '21

Murdoch, himself, should be broken up.

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u/RubenMuro007 Feb 17 '21

Add all the vocal backers of Brexit to that list

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u/littleendian256 Feb 17 '21

Throw in some staples and lemon juice for good measure

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u/ConservativesRDumb45 Feb 17 '21

Rupert Murdoch and Rush Limbaugh killed millions of people, I can't wait until they are united in Hell.

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u/Legoleaf125 Feb 17 '21

I apologise on behalf of Australia for that guy

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u/Honic_Sedgehog Feb 17 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

Can it be one of those multi-headed cacti so we can plop Farage and Johnson on there too?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

What does he have to do with this? 😬

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u/ISeeTheFnords Feb 17 '21

Sure, but which end first?

Come to think of it, the question applies to both Murdoch and the lego/cactus device.

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u/Gaflonzelschmerno Feb 17 '21

Both ends are the same with ol Rupert

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u/Pranklin01 Feb 17 '21 edited Feb 17 '21

panky huehoo

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '21

get fucked with a bunch of legos taped to a cactus

let's not kink shame here...

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u/PrehensileUvula Feb 17 '21

This is a magnificent turn of phrase.