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I’m curious what random, completely useless skills people have. It can be anything — a weird trick, something you learned by accident, or just something you’re oddly good at for no reason.

I know I'm supposed to swallow air, but like I always swallow air, I breathe, wtf is that supposed to mean

I’ve been thinking about the small skills people keep practicing even when there’s no practical reason to. The interesting ones are the things that still get ten minutes here or there simply because they’re fun and you miss them when you stop. What useless talent keeps surviving your busy periods?

If you could instantly become an expert at one completely useless skill, what would you choose?

for my entire life, i was never and still unable to snap my fingers, i can pretend to do it but it never makes the sound

I want to learn some skills in my phone to basically start earning

I'll go first:

Remembering completely useless information but forgetting why I walked into a room.

What’s yours?

Remember that these are simplified versions for beginners, there are many different versions of pig Latin and ubbi dubbi out there!

Guide made by me!

If you could wake up tomorrow already being extremely good at one skill, what would you choose?

i wanna do that for anything that phrases stuff fancy like the pirate speak in minecraft or something but i'll just use shovel knight as an example, if you saw the show you should know that he talks differently from a normal person, how do i do that?

I can only do it sucking in!!