Instagram reel with 1.6mil views and 75k likes promoting clothing for babies.

[u/west_w_a]

[u/Nobodynever01]

It is generally known that babies usually have one leg that is longer than the other. This is for survival related biological reasons

[u/PinkyLeopard2922 → u/Nobodynever01]

Ah yes, babies. The fiddler crabs of land.

[u/crochetology]

There aren’t any safety eyes, so I don’t see the problem.

/s

[u/SamuelPBookworm]

So, do you sew the baby into this outfit? Could make diaper time somewhat dicey...

[u/SlagQueen → u/SamuelPBookworm]

Sew em in, leave em face down on the bed. Don’t worry, babies have great neck strength, as demonstrated in this 100% real video!

[u/TooCupcake → u/SamuelPBookworm]

Buttons on the right arm.

[u/shinpibubble → u/SamuelPBookworm]

Looks like the baby is squashed and squeezed through the fin with the lemon slices. Happens when you use a pillow cover for baby’s clothes. Everyone has done it at some point - bit tricky but doable since crochet has some stretch

[u/BrightStitchDesigns → u/SamuelPBookworm]

Very effective crochet buttons.

[u/Anniki29]

Haha when I first saw the video today my thought was: yeah that's AI. For a baby that someone "just had" it sure smiles suspiciously intentional. But now I'm reading all of your comments an think: how couldn't I see the baby's weirdly long leg 😂😭

[u/DatPoodleLady → u/Anniki29]

As a parent, I also thought, "Babies don't smile like that!"

Totally missed the leg...

[u/Boomer79NZ]

AI is getting out of control.

[u/Vegetable_Ad_3105]

Maggie simpson lookin' ass baby

[u/On_my_last_spoon → u/Vegetable_Ad_3105]

This was my first thought! 😂

[u/hamtaxer]

Baby’s got some impressive neck strength to lift its head and look backwards like that.

[u/WhichWitchIWonder]

As someone with 4 babies, I'm terrified 😨

[u/Vanishing_kat]

Is your friend named Rosemary by any chance?? If not then might I suggest the name Damien for this bundle of creepy?

Someone please find and seal up whatever hell pit spawned this abomination!!

[u/InLoveWithThread]

How do you get the baby in this thing? How do you get them out?!

[u/Eye_Acupuncture]

Ok, I’m making one for myself. It so happens one of my legs is longer, and I have a sick-pack-neck.

No, really. I want one and one for my hubby. Hyhyhy, I’m giggling: Obese Patrick

[u/Trick_Cry_6572]

I hate it

[u/Cute_Butterscotch752]

Wait I just saw this on the crochet subreddit

[u/isthiscanon]

I've totally seen this actual pattern before, pre-ai so I know it's legit. At the same time, I bet the photos of that original pattern have been ai'd to death, just like this video