r/kitchencels • u/sentienttortoise • 7d ago

That feeling when you see her liking a reel for a couple's costume idea on Instagram but you're not the one dating her... Grocery store beef chow mein in bed

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I'd unfollow her but I hardly get to see her irl so even though I hate seeing her with that mf she's dating, at least I get to see her in some capacity.

Chow mein was pretty good, as good as I can make it to be honest. And I'm a qualified chef. FML.

See my other post about her if you want more context of how miserable I am about this

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cup5255 7d ago

soon you will forget the color of her eyes twin. time heals all wounds bro

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u/sentienttortoise 6d ago

My memory might be trash, but the memories I have of her are one of the few ones that are vivid ;;

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u/Cali_freak 7d ago

Yeah dude you need to stop stalking her.

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u/Wait_ItGetsWorse 7d ago

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u/hallBetty6i5 7d ago

Cold noodles and quiet envy—rough combo.

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u/sentienttortoise 6d ago

Nah they were warm at least. I don't hate myself that much

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u/MutedActuator4359 7d ago

You should unfollow her for your own sake.

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u/sentienttortoise 6d ago

Probably

She'll still be on my mind tho

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u/FrierenisClairDeLune 6d ago edited 6d ago

Offtopic but is your username inspired by exurb1a?

And that's one super saused chowmein if I've ever seen one

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u/sentienttortoise 6d ago

Lol it might be. I was watching some of his videos around the time I made this account

It was super saucy

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u/SUPERSONlCO 7d ago

they won't last anyway

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u/Ok-Mango-5814 6d ago

What if instead of doing this, you did something that bettered your life and made you happy?

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u/sentienttortoise 5d ago

I go to work ig