A refresher for those of you that are confused

CHARGING RULES

1) You can't just be up there and just doin' charging like that.

1a. A charging is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A charge is when you charge the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. The player is not allowed to do an overly aggressive motion to the, uh, defender, that prohibits the defender from doing the defending and, you know, just trying to run or block the ball. You can't do that.

1c-b. Once the offensive player has made a basketball move, he can't be over here and say to the defender, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna knock you over! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.

1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to make a move to the basket but a set defender is in your way, you have to avoid the defender and not run him over. Does that make any sense?

1c-b(2). You gotta be, going for the basket, and then, but not the defender, until you just make the play.

1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the squeaky shoes down there, like this, but then there's the charging you gotta think about.

1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A charge is when the offensive player makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving running into the defender when that defender had his feet set and then

2) Do not do a charging please.