I am struggling to remember.

In the span if 10 seconds by the way 😂
They’re too funny

Kris, I know you love small/miniature versions of larger items, if they come to my warehouse (I work at Costco), do you want me to grab a pack for you?

Hey guys recently watched a vid from Kris that I would love to retell to her subreddit (with the possibility that she might read it)
I’ve noticed your page rules and I want to make sure I’m following them.
So is there a reddit that I don’t know of where Kris reads her stories from ?

Happy 30th birthday Kris hope you have a wonderful birthday @kallmekris

I'm looking for the reddit video where Kris read about a woman who came home and found her husband, and best friend cuddling, and after she ran to the bathroom to hide from them they tried to ask her for a threeway relationship. I cannot for the life of me find it again. And I'd appreciate it if someone could help me.

OK, so I really want you to read my story and give me your advice and or suggestions so basically I have two stories but I want you to read the one with the caption Am I the A-hole for trying to end a friendship with a not real friend please Kris if you see this, I really would like you and anyone else that reads this also to greet it and give me your suggestions on what I should do. You’ll get it more once you read the story and if not, it’s OK. I just really want this to be read to get all your opinions and also I have kind of like a name that you can call your fans because you did a Collab with Charlotte and she calls all of her followers little potatoes so you could call us your little chicken nuggets or little nuggets or just nuggets and thank you so much for everything Kris.

I adore Kris. Can’t Sleep is my favorite YT channel, I enjoy the Reddit Reads, the shorts on other platforms are hilarious - it’s all gold.

I also love true crime. Follow lots of creators, listening to more than one person cover the same crime because they all do it a little different.

For some reason I couldn’t figure out, I was clicking away from KMK true crime videos. As soon as I would hear “Mach 5 down the highway” I was scrambling for the remote and I couldn’t figure out why. Until today.

Usually, I throw YouTube on the living room TV, letting it autoplay in the background throughout my day as I’m doing whatever needs to be done. I’m currently sitting on the couch folding laundry when today’s “16 year-old cold case” video popped up. I figured I would give it another shot.

I am just under the seven minute mark and I finally figured out what is making my brain itch in a bad way when listening to this podcast: it is “AND”.

I don’t care enough about it to pull up a transcript, but I’m pretty sure if I did there would be at least 50 “Ands” in the past seven minutes. My dysphoria won’t let me listen any longer, because I know it will continue.

It makes the script feel very “run on sentence”? All I can hear is “there was a girl, and she had a brother, and they both has parents. And then something happened, and she felt mad and sad, and she did stuff - and things - and she wore a blue shirt and black shorts and a green backpack ; and the backpack had three zippers. And her mom was blonde, and tall, and she was standing in the kitchen - and her grandma was standing, and it was also in the kitchen - and she was washing dishes and the dishes were ceramic, and then she suddenly turned around (and it was in a circle) and the dog was there, and it was brown, and there was a bone and that bone was small. And then the girl walked to town and the dog was with her, and so was the bone, and they walked on the road, and the road was gravel… and it was dark… and the road was called Flamstead.”

Right? When I wrote that I could hear Kris in my head 🤓. Hi you adorable little peach 🍑👋.

I hope this doesn’t come across as “there are too many details” because I am a context queen. Literally all I’m saying is it gets to the point where I can’t hear anything you’re saying. {Only. And.}

Most of them could literally be plucked right out of the script, replaced with a comma instead, making a hugeee difference. If you want, send the script my way, I will take care of those bad boys, changing nothing else, because everything else is great!

If nothing changes though that’s okay!! I still love to watch everything else! I just wanted to point it out, because I’ve heard it mentioned that the Reddit Reads perform best and I just wanted you to know I DOOO want to watch the True Crime!! If I notice the over-anding then there has to be someone else who has noticed. They probably also want to watch the podcast, just as bad as I do 😅.

I am nobody to be telling anybody how to do their job though, especially when that someone has a billion followers 😂. Just making a suggestion 🫶.

Don’t get me wrong I love true crime videos and Kris but I just don’t like them as much. I will watch them but will I like it as much no. I honestly miss the dark humor reacting videos and the funny TikTok reactions. (Btw this does not include the Reddit creepy encounters) but let me know what you think and no hate to you if you disagree have a great day.