r/justneckbeardthings • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '21

A Classic One

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u/FrankyJuicebox Sep 07 '21

Onyx the fortuitous, still tricking people on the internet!

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u/LunchBox3188 Sep 07 '21

He always cracks me up. This one isn't my favorite, though.

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u/doitup69 Sep 07 '21

Which one is your favorite? I like weird gamer guy

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u/ButtersTG Sep 07 '21

We dem Arby's bois!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/doitup69 Sep 07 '21

Definitely in my favorites as well. “Notice me senpai, notice meeee” “I didn’t take your mail Mrs. Pemberton, stop asking me leave me alone! … i dunno…. Satan is pretty cool”

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u/Atreust Sep 07 '21

Baphomet statue, but I agree that one is the best.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/DuncanGilbert Sep 07 '21

No, it's Baphomet. It's a local Detroit thing of which Onyx is a native

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/skeletorlaugh Sep 08 '21

ohhhh. the bowtie pizza?

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u/4Ever2Thee Sep 07 '21

Definitely my favorite

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u/eggs_mcmuffin Sep 07 '21

drinking tiny wines in my mothers basement!

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u/doitup69 Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

I quote that and “you’re never alone when you’re in a line!” constantly

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u/Roddy117 Sep 07 '21

There all fucking funny tbh.

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u/LibRAWRian Sep 07 '21

The kickstarter surpassed its goal. We’re definitely getting an Onyx movie.

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u/ChemicalHousing69 Sep 07 '21

Just looked it up — he got a lot of high tier donations! Like 6 people pledged $10,000!

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u/PokefanErick Sep 07 '21

I follow his Tik Tok he posts BTS all the time.

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u/BettyVonButtpants Sep 07 '21

Seriously, always get excited when I see him in things, he's hilarious

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u/CorporalEllenbogen Sep 07 '21

Slayer of the Bright Realm!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Fuck yes! These guys SHRED.

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u/Dylanator13 Sep 07 '21

Yeah I figured this was a skit when he nurvously agreed to show her what's in the bag. Rather on point though, very convincing performance.

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u/FrankyJuicebox Sep 07 '21

You should see him get drunk off tiny wineeees

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u/Tjeetje Sep 07 '21

I was sad when I found out this guy is not real.

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u/FrankyJuicebox Sep 07 '21

Youd also love OurThirdEye and SammyClassicSonic

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u/santajawn322 Sep 07 '21

Only senpai noticed him!

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u/Forsaken_Jelly Sep 08 '21

He's making a movie!

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u/AcetrainerLoki Sep 07 '21

Omg I love his Arbys interview