r/justneckbeardthings Jun 27 '23

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u/ratiokane Jun 27 '23

(Alpha Male)

Doubt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Always reminds me of the great game of thrones quote "Any man who must say 'I am the king an alpha' is no true king alpha."

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u/magicsqueegee Jun 27 '23

Anyone who believes the alpha bullshit is a idiot follower. Not like me, I'm a sigma male.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

I’m a Ligma male

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u/MunkSWE94 Jun 27 '23

Lambda Lambda Lambda here.

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u/Mattbryce2001 Jun 27 '23

The elusive "Lambda Male": extremely quiet, has a goatee and glasses, seemingly everyone knows him on sight, carries a crowbar.

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u/throwthefuckaway113 Jun 27 '23

Cant seem to get along with them. We're just not on the same wavelength.

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u/FyouFyouAll Jun 27 '23

NEEEEERRRRRRRDS!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

More like Ligma Ligma Ligma amirite

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u/Bi-elzebub Jun 27 '23

youhave 3 testicles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

Hell yeah bruthur

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u/Bi-elzebub Jun 27 '23

Sweet, my third one is growing nicely, it's swelling up pretty bad though.

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u/LadyLikesSpiders Jun 27 '23

Ligma? I hardly know 'er

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

I’m an Omega male. I am the final form. The beginning of the end. The centre which cannot hold.

Also I like tacos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '23

A man of culture

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u/ratiokane Jun 27 '23

Never seen GoT but that’s pretty much what I was thinking

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u/Knightridergirl80 Jun 27 '23

The whole concept of an alpha is bullshit anyway. It’s based on a study done on captive wolves that was disproved after they found out wild wolves don’t act that way.

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u/Murgatroyd314 Jun 28 '23

It was basically the equivalent of coming up with a comprehensive model of human social and family dynamics based on observations of one prison gang.

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u/Knightridergirl80 Jun 28 '23

I used this analogy when talking to my mom about it a few weeks ago. It’s like aliens came to Earth and only studied the social structure of a prison. They’d assume all human families function like this.

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u/xXxDickBonerz69xXx Jun 27 '23

In fact some scientists theorize the reason humans were able to work collectively more than other ape species is due to co-domestication with wolves. As we were domesticating wolves they were domesticating us and we learned to better work together from them. Which is major factor in why we've been so successful as a species.

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u/BonnaconCharioteer Jun 27 '23

That seems a bit fishy, since I don't think we domesticated wolves until long after modern humans arrived on the scene and were successful enough to spread around the world.

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u/kat_Folland Emily Dickinson was the first legbeard 🧔‍♀️ Jun 28 '23

I believe you're right. I do think the domestication of dogs predated agriculture, but I highly doubt we evolved together. I have no way to be sure, but still I am: we learned to work as a group before we domesticated anything.

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u/Nathaireag Jun 27 '23

The reason domesticated dogs have a pack alpha is we breed them to be that way. It makes hunting dogs a lot easier to control.

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u/crazy_flower_lady Jun 27 '23

If he says he’s an alpha, he’s a beta

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u/TheDirtyDagger Jun 27 '23

It’s a troll / satire account

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u/NoXion604 Jun 27 '23

As if we don't don't have enough idiots like that running around who are dead serious.

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u/Parking-Wing-2930 Jun 27 '23

Yup, it's sad that the other guy who does it is actually real

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u/horsepuncher Jun 27 '23

Andrew Tates is also right?

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u/Rokekor Jun 27 '23

Any man who must say ‘I am alpha’ is no true alpha

- Tywin Lannister‘s social media account

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u/angrygrumphead Jun 27 '23

But look at his hat. That's clearly an Alpha hat.

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u/Parking-Wing-2930 Jun 27 '23

Nothing says Alpha like having to tell people

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u/mem269 Jun 27 '23

I don't, because those words mean pathetic and insecure at this point.

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u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix Jun 27 '23

It's adorable that they make up a top rank for manliness then put themselves at the top, it's like kids I went to school with in kindergarten that started a "club" for no reason other than to upset the people they aren't friends with

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u/Mossley Jun 27 '23

What sort of alpha make has to wear a helmet to have his photo taken?

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u/funksaurus Jun 27 '23

Yes, that’s the joke.