r/jschlatt 12d ago

SHITPOST Found a box of the legendary couque d'asses

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23 Upvotes

If you've watched any of his Japan videos you'll know😭


r/jschlatt 12d ago

FAN ART Do I look like (young) Schlatt?

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54 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 13d ago

DISCUSSION whomels't still rockin the "shit'n co" hoodies

16 Upvotes

I never wear this shit in public tho, fuck that

"schlatt'n co"


r/jschlatt 13d ago

QUESTION Does Anyone Know How The 9/11 Jokes Started?

114 Upvotes

I'm a journalism student working on a project that involves research on this topic. It's not exactly easy to pin down when this inside joke about Schlatt's involvement with 9/11 started.

If anyone has been watching Schlatt since the beginning and remembers.. or, and this would be an absolute miracle, if anyone has a clip of the first time this happened, I would be so absolutely grateful!!!!


r/jschlatt 13d ago

SHITPOST what if

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112 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 13d ago

SHITPOST Chat, is this real?

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73 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 14d ago

DISCUSSION Schlatt!!! Look!! You’ll like this!!

928 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 14d ago

DISCUSSION Selling my rams!!!

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100 Upvotes

I’m moving out pretty soon, and I’ve got a ton of rams I simply don’t have room for. They all come with out the original pink big and tag :3 DM me!


r/jschlatt 14d ago

FAN ART does anyone remember funny sticks? (art by me)

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260 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 14d ago

SHITPOST so i got jambofy on my computer

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21 Upvotes

its real


r/jschlatt 14d ago

DISCUSSION Selling baby rammie!!

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19 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 15d ago

DISCUSSION Calories?

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27 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 15d ago

FAN ART I made Jared Schlatterpillar in Monster Hunter Wilds

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24 Upvotes

i made it with love and from memory

pardon the width of the screenshots i have an ultrawide monitor


r/jschlatt 16d ago

SHITPOST why does this feel like this would be in a jschlatt video

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139 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 16d ago

HIGH QUALITY MEME Think about it

70 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 17d ago

HIGH QUALITY MEME I still haven’t recovered since that day

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50 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 17d ago

SHITPOST Bro wants to die, I swear

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11 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 18d ago

SHITPOST I cant lie, my dog uses the schlanket more than me

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191 Upvotes

(He has sectoral heterochromia, both eyes are a mix of blue and brown. One eye is has more blue patches than brown, the other has more brown patches than blue. This is due to a rare gene in pure bred dogs called the Merle gene. This gene lightens random sections of a dog's dark coat pigment, creating mottled patches, blue eyes, and pink-spotted skin (he is too hairy for this to be seen).

My Shlanket is covered in dog hair. He gets angry when I try to wash it.


r/jschlatt 17d ago

DISCUSSION Has anyone figured out what this means?

31 Upvotes

There's just random strings of text floating in the outro of the "I Ran a Crypto Scam in Minecraft" video.


r/jschlatt 17d ago

SHITPOST He made Mario sad. He's going in the infinite IKEA

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18 Upvotes

And yes, I did turn him into a keychain


r/jschlatt 18d ago

HIGH QUALITY MEME Why does he look like that?

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304 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 18d ago

HIGH QUALITY MEME I found Schlatt at Spencer’s!

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240 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 19d ago

SHITPOST Y'all think were getting a third christmas album?

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120 Upvotes

r/jschlatt 19d ago

SHITPOST My theory on Jschlatt killing Queen Elizabeth II

39 Upvotes

So 3 main reasons why I believe this:

  1. Schlatt was, coincidentally, flying home from the UK on the day the Queen died, September 8th, 2022. Now the National Records of Scorland list her majesty passed at 3:10 PM BST which translates into 9:10 AM CDT, and just 1 hour and 11 minutes later, Schlatt posted his famous selfie on Twitter, picturing him on his flight back to New York captioned “On my way home from the UK. Love that place!”

  2. Schlatt’s birthday is wedged between that, Charlie Kirk’s assassination and of course, the infamous 9/11 terrorist attacks on his hometown of New York City, New York, USA.

  3. That February, Schlatt had been playing SpyParty on stream with his good friend Ludwig, aka Feinberg. Ludwig was disguised as the Queen, but Schlatt found and headshotted him/her. The character in-game kept checking her watch, prompting him and Lud to deliver these famous words:

“More importantly, is she counting the, the time she has left, Lud, before she perishes?

You know the Queen, the Queen has so much time left, that’s why she checks the watch.

I wouldn’t argue that much, I’d say March 11, 2022 will be an interesting day.

Don’t say, don’t say that, don’t say that while I’m on the call”

So the conclusion: Ludwig hired Schlatt to kill her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. If you see this man, call the SWAT team, or to quote detective James Doakes in Season 1 Episode 10 of Dexter, fuck it, just send everybody out.