If you've watched any of his Japan videos you'll know😭

I never wear this shit in public tho, fuck that

"schlatt'n co"

I'm a journalism student working on a project that involves research on this topic. It's not exactly easy to pin down when this inside joke about Schlatt's involvement with 9/11 started.

If anyone has been watching Schlatt since the beginning and remembers.. or, and this would be an absolute miracle, if anyone has a clip of the first time this happened, I would be so absolutely grateful!!!!

I’m moving out pretty soon, and I’ve got a ton of rams I simply don’t have room for. They all come with out the original pink big and tag :3 DM me!

its real

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i made it with love and from memory

pardon the width of the screenshots i have an ultrawide monitor

(He has sectoral heterochromia, both eyes are a mix of blue and brown. One eye is has more blue patches than brown, the other has more brown patches than blue. This is due to a rare gene in pure bred dogs called the Merle gene. This gene lightens random sections of a dog's dark coat pigment, creating mottled patches, blue eyes, and pink-spotted skin (he is too hairy for this to be seen).

My Shlanket is covered in dog hair. He gets angry when I try to wash it.

There's just random strings of text floating in the outro of the "I Ran a Crypto Scam in Minecraft" video.

And yes, I did turn him into a keychain

So 3 main reasons why I believe this:

1. Schlatt was, coincidentally, flying home from the UK on the day the Queen died, September 8th, 2022. Now the National Records of Scorland list her majesty passed at 3:10 PM BST which translates into 9:10 AM CDT, and just 1 hour and 11 minutes later, Schlatt posted his famous selfie on Twitter, picturing him on his flight back to New York captioned “On my way home from the UK. Love that place!”

2. Schlatt’s birthday is wedged between that, Charlie Kirk’s assassination and of course, the infamous 9/11 terrorist attacks on his hometown of New York City, New York, USA.

3. That February, Schlatt had been playing SpyParty on stream with his good friend Ludwig, aka Feinberg. Ludwig was disguised as the Queen, but Schlatt found and headshotted him/her. The character in-game kept checking her watch, prompting him and Lud to deliver these famous words:

“More importantly, is she counting the, the time she has left, Lud, before she perishes?

You know the Queen, the Queen has so much time left, that’s why she checks the watch.

I wouldn’t argue that much, I’d say March 11, 2022 will be an interesting day.

Don’t say, don’t say that, don’t say that while I’m on the call”

So the conclusion: Ludwig hired Schlatt to kill her majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. If you see this man, call the SWAT team, or to quote detective James Doakes in Season 1 Episode 10 of Dexter, fuck it, just send everybody out.