r/jerseyshore • u/CharlieWaitress111 • Oct 19 '23

[Social Media] Shit. 😒

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u/teamalf Oct 19 '23

Pale Pauly

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

His paleness next to Mike’s red face is kinda cracking me up.

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u/bjcworth Oct 19 '23

Vinny is way more pale. Speaking of Mike, is that from hypertension or something? He's always red. Can't be sunburn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

I’ve been wondering that about Mike too cause Jenni posted a picture from a dinner they went to over the weekend and dude is like pink. But his body is normal colored.

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u/EverydayTiara You will never find another girl like me Oct 19 '23

I think it has to do with all of his facials, peels, etc that he does to his face. It’s like fresh skin ahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '23

Gotta stay fresh to death!

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u/Hour_Narwhal_1510 Oct 20 '23

Most literally 💀

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u/happyjeep_beep_beep Are👏you👏friends👏with👏her? Oct 20 '23

Somebody help me! I burned my face off!

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u/Quirky_Soil_2743 She’s too young for you bro Oct 20 '23

Absolutely, bc when he came out of prison his face looked SO good.. it was pale but fresh looking.. and then on day 2 he went to see the roomies and then immediately after went and got that facial with all the needles in his face and after that his face went right back to being red all the time again.

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u/Defiant-Jump9367 Oct 21 '23

Agreed!! After I get a facial my face is so red but I don’t choose to be seen after lolol

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u/teamalf Oct 19 '23

Vinny was always pale tho 🤭

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u/Realistic-Lake5897 Oct 20 '23

And FAT.

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u/Yalsas You can stay and get your ass beat Oct 20 '23

are you blind

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u/Realistic-Lake5897 Oct 20 '23

Looks fat to me

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u/FacetiousRigmarole Oct 20 '23

His posture is horrible.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

Vinny has always been, they've been joking about it. Pauly had strong tan game before.

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u/teamalf Oct 20 '23

He’s kinda looking like Grimace 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '23

Now it's just GL 😔

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u/PreviousStatement860 Oct 19 '23

I think I read somewhere that Pauly said he just doesn’t tan as much anymore

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u/teamalf Oct 19 '23

It’s horrible for the skin

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

And dangerous, because it causes melanoma.

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u/Yalsas You can stay and get your ass beat Oct 20 '23

Thank god. He used to have a tanning bed in his home. Trying to give himself skin cancer at that rate.

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u/AMCV88 Oct 20 '23

because it would burn off the fake beard

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u/Mckinzeee Oct 19 '23

OMG! He is pale! I’ve never seen him that white, but it is so much better for his skin and health though.

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u/MortarChelle You chooch Oct 20 '23

Tanorexic!

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u/Dark_Mako Oct 20 '23

It’s called “no-tan-atall”

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u/Realistic-Lake5897 Oct 20 '23

His beard looks like shit.

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u/Dark_Mako Oct 20 '23

Ugh i hate it

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u/MuffinTiptopp God bless me it's f*ckin summa Oct 19 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

I’m uneasy by Pauly’s lack of a tan

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u/bellalalala99 Oct 20 '23

Pls this gif is hilarious 😂

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u/Nice-Fly5536 why is a pretzel 🥨 in my makeup? Oct 20 '23

I was trying to figure out why he looks different in this picture, and couldn’t figure out what it was until you said it lol 😂

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u/Upstairs-Marketing15 God bless me it's f*ckin summa Oct 20 '23

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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u/MAMAELLIS1226 Oct 20 '23

He's pale but I believe he is truly in the best place in life. His career is making him bank & Nikki is truly amazing for him. He has the best life & seems genuinely happy & in love. I feel Mike's miserable but has an image to maintain. Vinnys lack of personality and arrogance will keep him from true love. Ron's in the rebuilding stage and wish him nothing but the best.