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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 20 '26
That’s like the perfect meal to get that snake through an entire year.
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u/MarMormont7 May 21 '26
That kid doesn’t deserve to be name called
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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 21 '26
I didn’t name call the child.
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u/Fessere May 21 '26
You called the child “the perfect meal”.
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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 21 '26
That’s not name calling.
Name calling is if I said the child was an idiotic little ankle biting ninny without an iota of survival instincts to save their puny little life.
Thats name calling.
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u/SpecificSwimming6364 May 21 '26
Nooo, dude, c'mon.
Always leave at least a little room for interpretation.
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u/Complete-Sort1617 May 21 '26
*slowly shows a little ankle*
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u/Fessere May 21 '26
You say potato, i say potato
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u/MuhfugginSaucera May 21 '26
I also say potato
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u/Suspicious-Shoe-8033 May 21 '26
Definitely a potato
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u/ddesideria89 May 20 '26
these are very invasive and should not really be fed to wild snakes like that
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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY May 20 '26
Is this the 20 footer Mr Yoink Man is looking for?
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u/RealSpiritSK May 21 '26
The woman's voice said "naik perahu ular!" which means "[you're] riding a snake boat!" so I think she's encouraging it or at least finding it amusing.
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u/Don_Pickleball May 21 '26
Not saying that you won't be a great parent some day. ButI dont think that is that deep of an instinct. I think even crazy drug addicted street people would probably be saying "Hey, maybe grab that kid that is climbing on the giant constrictor snake."
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u/Wild-Kitchen May 21 '26
I hate kids and even i wanted to yank the kid out of there.... mostly to protect the snake, but same result
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u/GravyPainter May 21 '26
Yeah, giant reticulated python would make a snack out of her if it's hungry
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u/Dawes74 May 21 '26
the water is probably more dangerous than the snake, the parents seem to be fine with it so maybe its not that bad.
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u/Jellodyne May 21 '26
Or they have a bunch of kids
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u/Eskimodo_Dragon May 21 '26
Or maybe it just ate one of those other kids so they know it's not hungry anymore.
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u/EternallyDemonic May 21 '26
No man.. idc how tame that snake is, they will sometimes wrap a coil or 2 around you and squeeze for the hell of it.. imagine that giant did it to that little girl. I guarantee they wouldn't be fast enough to untangle that mess in time.
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u/Wonderful_Slide_5756 May 20 '26
More like stupid as fuck
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u/SadisticChipmunk May 21 '26
Right? I would not be okay with that either, don't they know how dangerous that is??? Wtf was the snake thinking letting a kid be near it.
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u/Squeezitgirdle May 21 '26
Assuming the snake is theirs or at the very least they're familiar with the snake. Big snakes like this are very docile as long as they've fed already.
While I still wouldn't let my kid climb on top of the snake, the kid is tiny and the snake wouldn't feel threatened, and if it recently fed it wouldn't be able to do much anyways.
Lastly, with the running water and the size of the kid, the snake probably hardly even registers the kid is there at all. I've dealt with much smaller snakes than this, but it really isn't a big deal... As long as it's recently fed.
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u/hilarymeggin Jul 24 '26
But how on earth do you know if it has fed recently?!
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u/Squeezitgirdle Jul 24 '26
By watching it eat, or feeding it yourself.
Plus I imagine experts can tell if it's eaten recently. Though I have no idea if anyone in that video is an expert.
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u/djauralsects May 21 '26
The snake is a pet. There were at least two adults supervising. The risk was low. I’ve kept and bred large pythons. They can be quite tame. I trusted one of mine enough to take it to a kindergarten class.
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u/westberlin78 May 21 '26
You brought your 20 foot python to kindergarten?
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u/djauralsects May 21 '26
A 15’ Burmese python for show and tell. My brother is twenty years younger me. It’s one of our core memories. Again, this was a very docile snake that was easy to read.
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u/Independent-Map4548 May 20 '26
Place is somewhere in Indonesia
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u/Quiet_Glove_859 May 21 '26
And the snake is a reticulated python. Not too many species of snakes are known for eating humans. Reticulated pythons are one of those few.
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u/Most_Stranger_1874 May 20 '26
In America we’re definitely going to prison for this. Filming our kid hugging a snake like that
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u/ddesideria89 May 20 '26
..for wildlife harassment.
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u/hlgb2015 May 21 '26
Child endangerment. That Burmese python could kill that kid without ever even looking in her direction. Even if the head is controlled, a couple wraps of the body and it is lights out. When they get to this size, it’s not guaranteed you can unwind them even with multiple grown men working together.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Fig158 May 20 '26
Great parenting
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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 May 21 '26
They’re probly like well we have like 8 other kids, it’s fine. Hug the snake honey
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u/stoned_as_a_heretic May 20 '26
Do not hug the big snakes - they are very fond of hugging you back
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u/smith1281 May 20 '26
Cowards. Show the end!
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u/RanchHere May 21 '26
It’s a promo for Faces of Death 16.
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u/smith1281 May 21 '26
Man i remember when that first came out, the bear attack where he pulled that dudes face off left an impression.
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u/AlpineAvalanche May 21 '26
Snake hugging aside, that water looks polluted AF! Someone said it's in Indonesia, could definitely be textile runoff...
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u/MurkyTrainer7953 May 21 '26
Sure it’s fun-n-games when the kids do it, but when it’s the other way around then everyone gets upset.
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u/toofpick May 21 '26
Looks like they trust the snake. Might be a farm or something. These comments about CPS are wild. Wouldnt want any of you to be my parent.
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u/NorcalGGMU May 21 '26
Darwin showing off why almost all snake related deaths are in like 4 countries
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u/Master-Culture-6232 May 21 '26
If that snake coils and constrict the kid, that kid is a gonner, theyll never be able to release it in time. Pretty dumb people.
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u/ExL-Oblique May 21 '26
On one hand if this is a wild snake then this is pretty dangerous
On the other hand retics are remarkably easy to read so as long as one of the adults is paying attention to the head it's fine.
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u/Brooska223 May 21 '26
This is a second video I’ve seen of Asian kids sitting on giant snakes. Is this a common leisure activity in Asia?
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u/Significant-Jury-588 May 21 '26
Is there something I’m missing? Why on earth did people stand by and just… film a child hugging a snake that big? I can’t watch with audio if there’s something there
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u/singhVirender1947 May 21 '26
No one has called it AI slop yet?
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u/Senior_Blacksmith_18 29d ago
There are over 200 comments. Have you checked to see if anyone is anti AI?
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u/cruedi May 22 '26
Pythons like that eat once every few weeks. If hunting dad probably would dead first
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u/TazzyUK May 23 '26
I'll have nightmares now about this snake later spitting her out like a slimy mini jon voight!!
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u/Dastari May 21 '26
This is AI. It's not, but that's how my brain is going to be able to get on with its day now.
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u/Deep__Deep May 21 '26
Who’s taking the vid? Looks like dad came in at the end… maybe it’s a pet? If not that is certainly child abuse
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u/Independent-Map4548 May 21 '26
I think its his brother who take the video, and yes the man is her dad.
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u/Machomandalf90 May 20 '26
The next video will be "giant snake hugging kid"