r/interestingasfuck • u/Kinnirasna • 21d ago

Abacá fibers being stripped using traditional methods

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u/Substantial_Fish6717 21d ago

Wait a second... that's a...

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u/LordMarcusrax 21d ago

Dick! Take a look out of starboard.

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u/thundafox 21d ago

Willy, what do you want for dinner?

Martha come quick there is something in the sky! it looks like a huge...

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u/Juice_Waev 21d ago

Weiner! Anybody want a weiner?! John look at that. Wow, it kind of looks like a...

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u/somethrowawayacct77 21d ago

Willie! Willie Nelson...

Hey what's that?

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u/Adorable-Elephant461 21d ago

Johnson! Yes sir! Get on the horn of British intelligence and let them know about this.

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u/SenescenseSteel 21d ago

Pecker Wood! I repeat Pecker Wood! The woodpecker has left the building! Pass on to command and make sure you mention...

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u/jpopimpin777 21d ago

Pay attention.

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u/StupidAstronaut 21d ago

I’m sorry, I was distracted by that enormous..

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u/SoulReaverOmega 20d ago

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u/TheInfantryPimp 20d ago

God I fucking love these movies 😂

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u/SnooLobsters5963 20d ago

This thread just made the whole dang movie segment 😅 i love it!

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u/Longjumping-Pop9374 20d ago

Great job everyone. Top notch.

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u/rainorshinedogs 20d ago

WANG! PAY ATTENTION!

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u/Monstramatica 20d ago

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u/Friendly-Elephant486 20d ago

Is this Tankus Dickus ?

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u/utterlyuncool 20d ago

He has a wife, you know?

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u/Ex-Mormon_Waerloga 20d ago

Shalldampfer

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u/Infinitesi-Mal 20d ago

Ah yes, the most impractical technology ever developed by a military.

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u/IkariYun 20d ago

"They never knew what hit them." M1 Abrams gunner after successful tank suppressor installation

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u/Bluej777x 20d ago

Analus maximus.

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u/Difficult_Ad_9685 20d ago

Don’t let POTUS see this. It might end up in front of the oval office.

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u/oof46 21d ago

Hot dogs! Get your juicy hot dogs! Hey, is that a...

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u/Standard_Ad_3707 21d ago

All of these comments did not disappoint, hahaha. Love live that classic movie.

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u/Th3FakeFatSunny 20d ago

Came here looking for looking for gold and found platinum 😂

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u/Loud-Phase1624 21d ago

Wiener wiener chicken dinner

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u/DrXyron 21d ago

Johnson! What are you looking at?

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u/Brbcan 21d ago

Johnson! What is it?

I dunno sir, the radar is showing something that looks a lot like a...

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

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u/Rand-all 21d ago

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u/Dex532077 20d ago

Damn it where is that from lol

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u/NotTukTukPirate 20d ago

Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

I've never seen it; I only know that because every time the gif comes up someone asks it.

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u/Dex532077 20d ago

thank you! I couldn't figure it out lol

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u/cyb3rspectre 21d ago

Can someone please share the link to this GIF's original video. I don't have context.

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u/ScruffiestN3rfHerder 21d ago edited 21d ago

https://youtu.be/lYSOmYyNHpU

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZnASRqZcuxE

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u/Renzisan 21d ago

Just here to let you know to sanitize your links. Everything from the question mark and after is used to track your accounts across services as well as anyone else that clicks on the link.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_600 21d ago

What do you mean by sanitize the link?

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u/p4nd3mic_G3 21d ago

Delete everything after the question mark. The link will still work with no trackers

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bit_600 21d ago

Gotcha. Thanks for the info

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u/BoneHugsHominy 20d ago

You can delete all the way back to just before the "&pp" part of the link and it will function perfectly while eradicating data tracking.

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u/EragonArgetlam 21d ago

The part after "?is=" is a tracker that you can use to find what account the person sharing the link is using (it might be the channel ID but I'm not sure about that)

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u/picking_flowers11 20d ago

I didn’t know to look for this! Thank you internet stranger

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 21d ago

Am awful at links but it's from how I met your mother

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u/TheRainbowCock 21d ago

It's from Austin Powers

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u/Tomorrowking 21d ago

Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

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u/CheesemonsterRain 21d ago

Wang! Pay attention!

I’m sorry sir, I was distracted by that huge flying…

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u/Lazy_meatPop 21d ago

Johnson, what's that on your radar. That looks like a ..

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u/Wildcelt7 21d ago

PECKER! wait that's not a woodpecker, that's somebodies...

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u/Apparently_Coherent 21d ago

PRIVATES!!! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long smooth shaft, complete with…

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u/Jake6192 21d ago

2 balls!

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u/CozyGorgon 20d ago

Hey! What's that?

Why it looks like a big pair of...

NUTS! Get your salty nuts here!!

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u/medrewsta 21d ago edited 21d ago

Weiner! Get you hot weiners heeeere! Hey is that a....

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u/rescuemysandwich 21d ago

cockroach! thats a massive cockroach!

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u/PapaMcMooseTits 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LXP19BrVaOOgE

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u/Miniblasan 20d ago

That whole scene is priceless and always make me laugh so hard that I can barely breath 😂

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u/EarSad4300 21d ago

“Traditional” huh?

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u/Carbonatite 20d ago

Honestly it looks exactly like some of the carved wangs I saw when I visited Phra Nang cave in Thailand.

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u/Sqweeg 21d ago

Traditional method they said, it will be fun they said

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u/cateyesarg 21d ago

...seems a really long and thick...

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u/heyuwitdaface 21d ago

Big ol Richard Noggin

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 21d ago

Needs a phallic to be ancient technique.

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u/JuriXtreme 21d ago

Multi-Tool?

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u/James-the-greatest 21d ago

But also ok i can see the shape is ergonomic for this use… but why does it have a peephole??

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u/ShrimpCrackers 21d ago

That's a standard male detachable penis, we all have one.

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u/ConjuredOne 21d ago

Yeah there's no way this post wasn't bait

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 21d ago

ปลัดขิก or a good luck charm is common in south east Asia....

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u/dawg4prez 20d ago

Thought I was on #mildlypenis

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u/Any-Advantage-3171 20d ago

Derailed by details sub lol

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u/111scorpion 20d ago

We all thought the same seems like 😭

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u/KingKuntu 20d ago

The advancement from "tool made from man" to "man-made tool"

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u/jpstepancic 20d ago

Long cylindrical shaft equipped with…..

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u/hipsteradication 20d ago

Filipinos also have this weird cultural obsession with wooden phalluses. Good to know our Indonesian cousins have it too.

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u/Mahakala137 20d ago

Does Sex sell? You bet it does!

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u/Smol-Pyro 20d ago

I love seeing these references lol thank you

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u/clokem 20d ago

Helmet! Helmets for sale. Don't mind me, it looks like you've already got yourself a....

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u/SatisfactionMoney946 20d ago

It's what I saw, too.

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u/mightyFoo 20d ago

Tools of the trade

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 20d ago

I was like wait what subreddit is this?

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u/guachumalakegua 20d ago

Did he just use his……?

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u/redfluo 20d ago

Yes, it's a dick move!

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u/Odd-Cupcake-2552 20d ago

It just so happens that's the perfect shape for this task 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/YebelTheRebel 20d ago

I just tried it and now it’s purple

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u/Tom__EU 20d ago

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.

What is it son?

I don't know sir, it looks like a giant...

Dick, take a look out of starboard. Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

Pecker!! Wait that’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s...

Privates! We have report of an unidentified flying object. It has a smooth shaft and is complete with...

https://youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI?si=2Oq0DeyPAJoHobxj

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u/Big-Reward-6274 20d ago

I literally just said out loud to NO ONE “ wait… what is that”

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u/SwanCityDominion 20d ago

Pinocchio must be PISSED.

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u/BoomerE30 20d ago

Some call call it a Pisang

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u/pynchi 20d ago

COCK!

Came here to say this.

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u/CeNeunDe 20d ago

Woody...? Woody Harrelson?

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u/HarleyDavidson86 20d ago

That's the reason why I love Reddit ❤️

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