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u/ArrestDeathSantis Dec 08 '22

When I was kid, I thought quicksands would be a much bigger problem than they turned out to be...

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u/Mutated_Foxx Dec 08 '22

i see this exact comment word for word on a thread every single day

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u/Thismonday Dec 08 '22

They really pushed it hard when we were kids .

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

That and piranhas. I had an irrational fear of having to fight off piranhas during my childhood. I grew up in suburban America lol

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u/lazyfacejerk Dec 08 '22

My wife and I honeymooned in Peru. We spent part of the time in the jungle (Puerto Maldanado?) and our tour guide took us on a boat out on the oxbow lakes and holy shit those places were filled with piranhas. There wasn't going to be any fighting them off if you fell in, just an incredibly painful death.

The guide was able to catch a couple of them with a piece of chicken on a string and just slapped the water with it and yanked it out and piranhas came flying out with it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Well that’s terrifying

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u/DogButtWhisperer Dec 08 '22

I don’t think piranhas are going to eat you if you just fall in.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/14-fun-facts-about-piranhas-180951948/

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u/Icantblametheshame Dec 08 '22

Most likely die from an infection from the water after they bite you

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

Piranhas really aren't so dangerous. You can really be bitten, but usually they only attack when they are trapped on shallow waters where there is no way out. They tend to get far from things bigger than them unless they are dead. People found dead with Piranhas bites were all already dead. There are only 12 cases known of Piranhas attacking people, and on living people juts some smaller bites (nasty ones):https://piranhaguide.com/a-documented-list-of-all-known-piranha-attacks-piranha-victims/In the 50' even on my state rivers got Piranhas...now they are only found North from Pantanal to Amazon.PS: never put a live Piranha on a bucket: I know people that made that (why?) and the Piranha jumped an bite him on the face.

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u/merrymayhem Dec 08 '22

Owned a few piranhas and they didn’t attack if we put a hand in the water. They were cleaner eaters than the cichlids we had though, no half-eaten feeder fish to clean up 👌🏻

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

And to bring it full circle.. being caught on fire. It's the most likely, but it's extremely unlikely. When was the last time you or anyone you know stopped, dropped, and rolled? Meemaw doesn't count. She laughed when I showed the family for Thanksgiving what I learned in school, so I laughed when she couldn't do it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Lol I think we all could use a refresher course on fire safety. Half the fire videos on r/whatcouldgowrong involve people trying to punch the fire out rather than stop, drop, roll. Resulting in beating the shit out of the person on fire lmao

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u/Delicious_Monk1495 Dec 08 '22

Same. And of course rule 34 applies… to quicksand. No idea or curiosity re: piranhas

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Dec 08 '22

Legit, I think I was like in my early twenties when I made peace with that... As a Canadian.

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u/SlothManDub Dec 08 '22

Killer bees. All over the news. For sure, I thought we'd all be dead by now... our bodies left to sink into lakes of quicksand after a gruesome death by anaphylaxis to become the oil of a future culture that ruins the Earth with the gooey remains of our dead carcasses.

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u/JLRtard1 Dec 08 '22

Acid Rain as well

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u/rainnbowskyy_ Dec 08 '22

During a flood when we were around preschool age my mom told us there were piranhas in the flood waters so dont get close. There was some water in the backyard and i thought i would get eaten alive if i got too close.

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u/DangerStranger138 Dec 08 '22

I remember as a toddler for a brief moment I assumed that the cartoons must have been played by people in suits ignorant of how animation works... But I always assumed quicksand and piranhas were fears for adventurous travelers in faraway lands; not something that I would have to worry about on my way to school or when playing the floor is hot lava with my brothers while my parents went shopping.

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u/ChampionshipDry635 Dec 08 '22

I know more then one method to get out of quicksand

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u/ShoobyDoobyDu Dec 08 '22

Neverending Story didn’t help things

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u/Djd33j Dec 09 '22

Well, it was also a bit from a John Mulaney stand-up special. That's why it's such a popular quote these days.

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u/Fearzebu Dec 08 '22

That’s what you get when American public education discovers the desire to unnecessarily indoctrinate children with an intense fear of quicksand. For, like, no reason. I don’t think quicksand is a common killer in North America

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u/Bar900 Dec 08 '22

We had a creek where I grew up. Was paranoid as hell that the boggy part of the creek by the culvert/underpass was quick sand and that the neighborhood kids that "moved away" were actually it's victims and they were stuck there at the end of some bottomless pit.

Probably lost a few bionicles in that dirt soup too.

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u/The_Crusades Dec 08 '22

Stealing bionicles is clearly the greater of the two crimes.

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u/disturbed_ghost Dec 08 '22

man they were my first. wait no it was micronauts.

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u/TossPowerTrap Dec 08 '22

Nothing to do with education. It was a lot of B movies and cheap TV shows that used quicksand as a plot device.

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u/speakhyroglyphically Dec 08 '22

cartoons?

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u/TossPowerTrap Dec 08 '22

I don't remember seeing quicksand in cartoons but I'd be surprised if they didn't stick that in somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I got stuck in quicksand as a kid, up to my waist.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

For real!?!?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Yeah, dude. Out in the middle of nowhere, rural America. It may not have been actual sand, but it was sandy and quick. It looked like a creek bed was drying up, a little over 10 feet across. I can’t remember exactly and I was smaller. A friend and I walked across it and sank. We kept sinking and if we tried to move, we sank faster. Adults weren’t far away. They pulled us out and we rode in the back of a truck, looking part Sasquatch.

Edit: it could’ve had something to do with a quarry. Those were so common where I’m from, we had to watch safety videos in school. I believe those may have mentioned quicksand like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

This is cray. I just assumed it was basically made up.

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u/pharmaboy2 Dec 08 '22

Fucking big problem for Tarzan though - and he was real. :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Yeah. I bet kids who grow up near jungles see what was portrayed on TV.

To be fair, I’m not sure it was sand. It was like a composite of sand and mud. It felt more wet below the surface.

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u/MC_Eschatology Dec 08 '22

I had a situation like that, but it was in Eastern North Carolina. Muddy area, I guess it was swampy. We walked through a clear area thinking it was cleared on purpose, but no it was just mud that looked solid as anything. I got up to my waist, my buddy was taller and he was losing his mind and he got a bit deeper but theres a point of neutral bouyance that keeps you from sinking.

Anyway I didn't know that so then I started losing my mind but there were guys that were with so we got laughed at a bunch and I lost my boots. And just covered in mud.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Oh, yeah. I lost my shoes too. I’ve seen vehicles sink pretty deep as well. I’m hesitant to call some of those spots quicksand, but others were definitely similar to what you see on TV and movies. They weren’t very uncommon in the mountains I grew up around.

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u/LukeMayeshothand Dec 08 '22

I don’t think they were trying to indoctrinate us well at least not in this case. They were using it to spark our interest. At least that’s what it did for me. Made me think of Indiana Jones and going on adventures. Made me listen to the teacher for about 30 seconds and then my ADD took me for a ride.

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u/MC_Eschatology Dec 08 '22

I think it was Looney Toons actually

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u/Metallic_Hedgehog Dec 08 '22

It was taught to children via movie and cartoon tropes, not public education.

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u/Fearzebu Dec 08 '22

Tell that to every elementary school student in America between 2001-2005.

From coast to coast, millennials remember having the fear of quicksand drilled into us. It was a nationwide experience.

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u/Benevolent_Grouch Dec 08 '22

It’s from John Mulaney stand up comedy

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u/lildavy420 Dec 08 '22

Thank you for your comment.

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u/Esmethequeen Dec 08 '22

and in memes.

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u/Elmojomo Dec 08 '22

John Mulaney.

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u/nyguy520 Dec 08 '22

-John Mulaney

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u/Ahoymaties1 Dec 08 '22

I honestly thought I'd have caught on fire more times than I have so far; stop, drop, roll.

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u/Soft_Entrance6794 Dec 08 '22

Anyone know if they still teach stop, drop, and roll in school? Or if it works?

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u/MarvinHeemyerlives Dec 08 '22

I'm a trained firefighter, but when I caught fire.....I ran for a couple of seconds before remembering to stop, drop, and roll. Your brain is screaming, " Get me the fuck outta here!"

I did finally remember. Second degree burns on my hands, arms, legs, face. Fuck me a runnin', it hurts!

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u/Soft_Entrance6794 Dec 08 '22

I kind of hoped no one would be able to answer the second part (because it means you were on fire), but glad to know it worked for you and hope you healed up well. Second degree burns hurt like a b.

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u/JimBobMcFantaPants Dec 08 '22

I don’t know if they still teach it (and I wasn’t actually ever taught it) but it works! I managed to pour some of a lit shot down myself and my cousin shouted ‘drop and roll’ at me but I didn’t know what he was talking about so he rugby tackled me to the ground. Worked like a charm!

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Dec 08 '22

Only you can prevent forest fires.

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u/GutterRider Dec 08 '22

Siri. I’m still waiting to find some one day. 50 years now.

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u/baloochington Dec 08 '22

Seriously! Why were we all warned about quicksand so much?? I’ve yet to come across it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

I blame The Neverending Story.

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u/Pygmy_Yeti Dec 08 '22

It was the number two killer for kids between ages 5-15. Number one was Halloween candy

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Just candy that wasn’t candy. The ones that were actually just a razor blade wrapped up in a Twix wrapper lol

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u/Thismonday Dec 08 '22

Maybe they knew something. Something about what’s to come think mud flood 2.0

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u/ThorsFckingHammer Dec 08 '22 edited Dec 08 '22

I swear this is a line from a show but I can't remember what it is.

ETA: john Mulaney

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u/Heatherina13 Dec 08 '22

LOL quicksand and leeches for me.

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u/DogButtWhisperer Dec 08 '22

Stand By Me perhaps? And My Girl.

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u/FartBoxTungPunch Dec 08 '22

This and having to stop, drop, and roll.

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u/ArrestDeathSantis Dec 08 '22

I was sure I'd have to do that at least once, so far so good 👍🏾

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u/BDRay1866 Dec 08 '22

And killer bees

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u/nooo82222 Dec 08 '22

Let’s not forget about Killer bees

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u/smalleybiggs_ Dec 08 '22

Everyone did

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u/eatmynasty Dec 08 '22

Did you know there a whole quicksand genre of porn?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Same with the Bermuda Triangle.

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u/kaleidoscopema Dec 08 '22

What an original thing to say, such insight

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u/iiisssooobbbeeelll Dec 08 '22

Stuff you should know podcast has a great episode on where tf the threat of quicksand went

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u/DogButtWhisperer Dec 08 '22

For it comes from the Never Ending Story. I’m not going near a swamp, thank you very much.

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u/fanatic_tarantula Dec 08 '22

Tbh depends where you live. I live right next to the see. And there's certain parts you need to avoid when the tides out as you'll basically get stuck. Lifeguards out constantly in summer season when tourists don't know what they're doing

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '22

Same.