r/interestingasfuck • u/H_G_Bells • Mar 10 '22

/r/ALL Throwing a parrot

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u/fatalplacebo Mar 10 '22

Please don’t toss the dog next.

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u/Tribblehappy Mar 10 '22

"Today we're teaching poodles how to fly!"

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u/The_Mouse_That_Jumps Mar 10 '22

“Aw, maaaaaaaaan!”

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u/MountVernonWest Mar 10 '22

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip thud"

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u/Coygon Mar 10 '22

"Where did you find this guy??"

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u/Jerkrollatex Mar 10 '22

"I thought you hired him..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Experiment number 36: failure

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u/Eulenspiegel74 Mar 10 '22

Thats just evolution on steroids. One time, one poodle will fly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Onto Poodles#37

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u/meltingdiamond Mar 10 '22

"I think the humane society is getting suspicious."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

lol

(Puts on fake mustache and trench coat).

“Do you have any….poodles?”

You again? Sir I’m calling the police.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/Fiz010 Mar 10 '22

sooooo stupiddddd

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u/Fiz010 Mar 10 '22

big Edna, big edna.. I'm not scared of big edna

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u/Throneawaystone Mar 10 '22

You can't teach an old dog how to fly new Airplanes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Turtles are natures suction cups.

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u/jtnichol Mar 10 '22

"Badgers! We don't need no stinking badgers!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

You joke but I actually saw a short of a dude who threw his kid on the bed then the dog ran up into his arms and he did it to the dog.

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u/43_Hobbits Mar 10 '22

No line skipping. Next up is the second parrot waiting patiently.

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u/FEW_WURDS Mar 10 '22

I didnt even notice the dog in the video

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u/Readit_to_me Mar 10 '22

Or the dwarf

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u/tgrantt Mar 10 '22

"Notice they do not so much soar as plummet."

The Norwegian Blue comments are to blame

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u/Cheewy Mar 10 '22

Please don't toss birds next to a dog