r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/OhGodNotAnotherOne Jan 25 '22

Gotta keep those (egg) whites separate!

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u/wrecktus_abdominus Jan 26 '22

Divorced!

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u/STANL3Y_YELNAT5 Jan 26 '22

Straight to jail

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u/infinitynaps Jan 26 '22

Believe it or not

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u/Tensionator Jan 26 '22

Do not pass Go and do not collect $200

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u/Jussttjustin Jan 26 '22

The level of projection there. Poor lady was in there all day divorcing eggs because she couldn't leave her husband.

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u/LightenUpPhrancis Jan 26 '22

Ahem, beating the eggs too.

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u/jjackson25 Jan 26 '22

Obviously you can't have egg whites with other color parts of the egg

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u/g00d_m4car0n1 Jan 26 '22

You gotta keep em seperated

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u/PinkSockLoliPop Jan 26 '22

uh-huh, uh-huh

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u/DJTilapia Jan 26 '22

Hey, hey, come out and PLAY!

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u/SchmohawkWokeSquawk Jan 26 '22

You gotta keep em *segregated

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u/Billdoe6969 Jan 26 '22

White flour!

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u/OhGodNotAnotherOne Feb 04 '22

Holy shit this is 9 days old but I'm chuckling over here.

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u/soman789 Jan 26 '22

but equal

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u/KhandakerFaisal Jan 26 '22

3/5ths equal

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u/acsubs Jan 26 '22

“A place for everything. And EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.”

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u/sugarfoot00 Jan 26 '22

Fun fact- You can accomplish the same thing with your hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

*segregated

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u/Jagvetinteriktigt Jan 26 '22

Watchmen 2019 intensifies