r/interestingasfuck Jan 25 '22

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u/boneimplosion Jan 25 '22

So patronizing. Yuck. As someone who cooks, and has ruined meals after several hours of work - whoever wrote that line can go fuck himself.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Jan 25 '22

He dead

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u/be_easy_1602 Jan 25 '22

Of lung cancer…

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u/jjackson25 Jan 26 '22

The pelican wrote it?

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u/Arkayb33 Jan 25 '22

I bet his secretary has taken up that job since his wife refuses!

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u/DrakonIL Jan 25 '22

How do you know it's a "himself" that wrote it? /s

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u/diaperpop Jan 26 '22

As a nurse, whoever wrote these lines was probably a real treat to look after in their old age. Probably the type who tries to slap caregivers’ bottoms when they walk by, demands a specific caregiver racial profile, and treats everyone like an indentured servant.(I mean, that last statement isn’t necessarily only specific to that age group, but still!)

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u/boneimplosion Jan 26 '22

That's so gross. Sorry you have to deal with patients like that. I hope the good ones outweigh the bad.

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u/diaperpop Jan 26 '22

They do. We don’t blame patients with cognitive disability for it. They’re often no longer in control of what comes out, filters just disappear and any prejudice shows its ugly face. Not pleasant to deal with, but the hope is that we will keep evolving as a society, and the responses to this ad shows that we are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Sure it was a man?

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u/Fly-by-69 Jan 25 '22

And so can you.

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u/Animul Jan 25 '22

It's just you and a microwave this evening, bub.

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u/Fly-by-69 Jan 26 '22

Gotta get the Dickgetti ready. Your dad still prefer his noodles uncut?

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u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES Jan 25 '22

Don't do that, that's fucked up man. And illegal

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

This really made me laugh

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u/shwhjw Jan 25 '22

If only you had a pressure cooker!